I laughed my pants off
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I laughed my pants off
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yeah he's fishing alright.....he's trolling...lol
no its the other brothers....Neil and Bob
I'm not a prude, I eat seafood?
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fishing has been banished in these parts
Your too clever to take the bait you little clever fish you!
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Especially if you use your "Tin Foil" Leprechaun cap, NO ROAMING CHARGES!!!!!!
and your dropped call rate will decrease......but that echo might come back......
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maybe bacon and scotch could be dropped in the water as a sign of good will ?
Aaahhhhhhh you mentioned the words scotch and water together, oh my god. You must now say three Hail Mary's and bow to face alla or Montreal whichever is closest. Heathen fish you. No popcorn for you then!
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I don't live in the proposed country of quebec sorry
Ok goose bay then
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yea that too sounds a bit to gamey for my liking
REMEMBER: There are 2 definitions of the word "Goose";
Which one do you think SOM was using????????
See previous post by SOM below:
So watch out when he uses THAT word........
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Is this a "new service" from Jiffy Lube?
Right next to the "oil changing bay".........
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Why is making popcorn so complicated? Must be just an american thing?
Maybe you could get a translator to read the instuctions on the package???????????
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How will translating "this way up" help me? Stupid bird thingy!
I believe "side" and "way" are spelled differently. The BIG PRINT on my popcorn pkgs. read "This Side Up".
Maybe that's where the trouble lies.........
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EDIT: I figured it out: It's that British Popcorn you smuggled illegally into this country. It can't handle the American microwaves.........
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What popcorn pakages? Im talking about the huge box that the machine came in????? I'm not going to survive another 8 months of this!
Oh, I'm sorry. I misunderstood you.
A Popcorm Making Machine.
Must have bought it from Ikea.........some assembly required.....
Wait a minute, let me get this right, you are "training" people to take off and land on "Flattops", and you can't put together an Ikea Popcorn Machine???????
My oh my, I feel that this Country's "skirt has been lifted"........
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Must be something to do with the heat in this damn country. No the machine didnt come from ikea and it was already assembled. I also bought some Bose bt headphones and I have been playing with them for over an hour but the machine refuses to make any popcorn. Its whirring and clanking and things are whizzing around but no popcorn in the bowl? Thats what I mean!
Did you place unpopped popping corn in it?
That may not be included in the box...
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Ok its been a long week but I will humor you. What is "unpopped popping corn that may not be included in the box"? Its a popcorn making machine. You plug it in, turn it on and it makes popcorn, yes? Ive seen them at the food outlets I'm not stupid!
I believe, I may be wrong but I think the sequence goes a bit like this:
1. You plug it in (assuming it's assembled and ready to go, and not from Ikea)
2. You place/pour your cooking oil into the popper. (See picture instructions)
3. You place you "unpopped" popcorn kernals into the popper. (See picture instructions)
4. You turn it on. (the machine).
5. You wait...... (sing a song as you wait, maybe "Come Fly with Me")............
6. You see the "fluffy stuff" all of a sudden start to appear (no, not the crowd at the Bull and Whistle roof top)
7. You have made popcorn.
'nuff said.
I hope this helps.
C
Don't forget the shower the little machine with love... ;)