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04-09-14 05:58 PM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by sad_old_man

I is not doesn't let her on boards see eh? I has tolding her that it's not safe and shee shouldn't go neer it cause of the icybergs, sharkses and krokodilesesed see eh? I tells her it's safer goin shoppin see eh?

Had you been a sailor a bit longer, you would've known most sailors consider having women on board to be very "bad luck".

Some say this is because women were considered bad luck, and that having a woman on board a ship when it was at sea would anger the sea gods, bringing on horrible weather and rough water. In some cases women who were on board ship were even tossed over board in order to attempt an appeasement of the gods.

Women on Board Ship - Bad Luck

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02-08-14 12:37 PM

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dazzleaj

Originally Posted by Hirazi Blue

Had you been a sailor a bit longer, you would've known most sailors consider having women on board to be very "bad luck".
Women on Board Ship - Bad Luck

Hmmmmm...do you think that applies to planes trains and automobiles also? Just asking, mind you.....

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02-08-14 12:48 PM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by dazzleaj

Hmmmmm...do you think that applies to planes trains and automobiles also? Just asking, mind you.....

...don't forget the internet!

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02-08-14 12:51 PM

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by dazzleaj

Hmmmmm...do you think that applies to planes trains and automobiles also? Just asking, mind you.....

Shuddup donkey. I is still revellin in the wondrous pleasurable thoughts of the throwing overboard bit see eh? Oh my how wonderfully wonderful these sailor type personbodys is?

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02-08-14 01:34 PM

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bambinoitaliano

Originally Posted by dphjeff

Yes we are (crying). Yous wants to cooks mes (crying).

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We prefer fat duck, it taste better. But if you r an old duck, we'll let you live. Too tough and chewy. Take hours to stew.

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02-08-14 04:52 PM

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dphjeff

Originally Posted by bambinoitaliano

We prefer fat duck, it taste better. But if you r an old duck, we'll let you live. Too tough and chewy. Take hours to stew.

How about old and fat?

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02-08-14 04:58 PM

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dazzleaj

Originally Posted by dphjeff

How about old and fat?

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Hey, quit while you are ahead!

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02-08-14 05:02 PM

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dphjeff

Originally Posted by dazzleaj

Hey, quit while you are ahead!

I have never been accessed of being smart.

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02-08-14 05:12 PM

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dazzleaj

Originally Posted by dphjeff

I have never been accessed of being smart.

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Yeah, I've that same problem!

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02-08-14 06:26 PM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by dazzleaj

Yeah, I've that same problem!

Being smart isn't what it's cracked up to be, either. In the end people want you to do stuff for them whether you're smart or not. The sort of stuff they want you to do might differ, but them wanting you to do it stays the same regardless...

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02-09-14 07:03 AM

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by dphjeff

I have never been accessed of being smart.

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Yes you has is see? I is havin cessed yous as been smart see eh I has?

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02-09-14 08:09 AM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by sad_old_man

Yes you has is see? I is havin cessed yous as been smart see eh I has?

Being called smart by you doesn't count. Everyone's smart compared to you...

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02-09-14 08:16 AM

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dphjeff

Originally Posted by sad_old_man

Yes you has is see? I is havin cessed yous as been smart see eh I has?

Being smart and being a smart azz is two different things you know eh.

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02-09-14 08:34 AM

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Gooseberry Falls

Oh no, another smart tete a tete! Hey, I don't have a brain!

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02-09-14 09:29 AM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by Gooseberry Falls

Hey, I don't have a brain!

That's your excuse? Really?

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02-09-14 09:32 AM

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by Hirazi Blue

Being called smart by you doesn't count. Everyone's smart compared to you...

Mutter mutter.............i knows when I is not wanted sea eh?

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02-09-14 09:42 AM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by sad_old_man

i knows when I is not wanted sea eh?

No, actually you don't know when you're not wanted. Poking fun at someone doesn't mean this persons isn't wanted around. Quite the opposite, every group needs someone to poke fun at... Being such a person can be an honorable task...

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02-09-14 09:49 AM

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by Hirazi Blue

No, actually you don't know when you're not wanted. Poking fun at someone doesn't mean this persons isn't wanted around. Quite the opposite, every group needs someone to poke fun at... Being such a person can be an honorable task...

Mmmmmmmmm.........let me castonate that post and derive suitablesed defences..........to its...........mmmmmmmmmmm Ah yes "BOLLOCKS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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02-09-14 10:02 AM

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Hirazi Blue

Hmm, I see how you could mistake it for that...

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02-09-14 10:04 AM

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by Hirazi Blue

Hmm, I see how you could mistake it for that...

Does you like boaty thingys?

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02-09-14 01:11 PM

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by sad_old_man

Does you like boaty thingys?

Hmmm, I seem to recall... Can you remember, when I became a cannibal?

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02-09-14 01:25 PM

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by Hirazi Blue

Hmmm, I seem to recall... Can you remember, when I became a cannibal?

I don't remember calling you but you was a canniballs before yous was wrecked your ship cause you can't drive see eh?

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02-09-14 01:34 PM

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Hirazi Blue

Ah, well, this at least sort of answers your question, doesn't it?

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sad_old_man

Originally Posted by Hirazi Blue

Ah, well, this at least sort of answers your question, doesn't it?

Did I ask a kwestion? Ah well we all is makin mistakes sumtimeses eh see?

ps I is still not a moderadiator yet but I has learned to accept defeet with gravy?

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Hirazi Blue

Originally Posted by sad_old_man

I is still not a moderadiator yet but I has learned to accept defeet with gravy?

I always saw you more as a Crackberry Ambassador than as a Moderator anyway...

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