[dphjeff]

No words from myself.................please insert your own meaning........................................... ( )....................

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I had eight reindeer and a sleigh full of gifts when I stared. What the h3ll just happened?

[sad_old_man]

I had eight reindeer and a sleigh full of gifts when I stared. What the h3ll just happened?

You met me?

[bambinoitaliano]

Here's to you crazy people in this forum.......

[Hirazi Blue]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it or as I said to the sushi chef - Merry day off!!!!

And Hirazi - I just got myself a Burr coffee grinder - nice accessory!

I'd rate a coffee grinder as a necessity, not just an accessory.Freshly ground coffee, a guilty pleasure...

[Hirazi Blue]

Here's to you crazy people in this forum.......

You should add "no offense" or at least "sorry" for making us listen to Tim Minchin

[miss_morgana]

I had eight reindeer and a sleigh full of gifts when I stared. What the h3ll just happened?

Among Photography and many other things in real life I am also a writer .. a lot of people hate me and I drift myself day by day in a sea of their tears .. here is my hate towards holidays

ps. it has probably many mistakes , but I am lazy and don't give damn on opinions and grammar nazys

"Why I hate X-mass"

I know people around me say they can not wait to come Christmas.
"Me too.." , but I have a bitter smile.
People have been brainwashed and taught to love this holiday, but I see it as it requires more effort than would be justified by its beautiful parts.
And then I realize: I hate Christmas and I am actually in denial. But it's acceptable to hate, I have good reasons.

1.Christmas stuff insult the eye

There are two kinds of people: those who do not like the lights colorful and children of four years.
If you're not in the latter category or do not suffer from mental retardation to be left at that level you just won't be touched by the lights.
There are lights!
Until ten years you get tired of them as a song by Justin Bieber in heavy rotation on the radio. After this age, the x-mass lightball does not inherently attract you anymore.
You don't enjoy it as lady gaga in pony form . And as an objective mode on Christmas all cities turn into a colorful kitsch.
You could say a rainbow vomited on them.

2. Snow is futile

Looks good only in pictures.
White Christmas sounds good in poetry.
The maximum number of minutes that an adult is bored of snow is five, if not on his side.
Unless the funny makeup you want to fill a fat lady with a lump-trodden snow so bad it will have to wear sunglasses second day, it just isn't really anything funny about snow.
It's just a soup that makes me go hard, both on foot and by car.
Well, it's funny when fat people fall on it.

3. Carols are worse than gypsy music and carolers are beggars

The worst time to leave the house is December.
You can't even go out to buy bread without hearing the same boring crap with trees, Jesus, deliver and bells.
That's why I always come home with bread in my ears and stuck-grain to take my beer.

People must be very psychotic to buy many carol CD's .

Carolers are not by any chance something cute and funny.
They are usually carolgypsy beggars.
darkie citizens who do it just for money, not for the magic of the holidays.
Beggars, who in addition have the nerve to call you at the door, and punish you with a stupid song for stupid to give them money.

4. Gifts make me hate people

Absolutely any useful gift that I get myself , plus ten other bull**** rejected from others, I do not need, do not like and take up space in my house all year.
But the most annoying is not the gift itself, but when the person comes, happy as a flower, proud of sinister sh!t that it gives you.
And you have to turn the grimace smile and pretend you even need a cup with a funny message that's not really funny or just going to be forced to wear that shirt very ugly.

[sad_old_man]

The real reason why some people don't believe?

[Hirazi Blue]

Among Photography and many other things in real life I am also a writer .. a lot of people hate me and I drift myself day by day in a sea of their tears .. here is my hate towards holidays
(...)
And you have to turn the grimace smile and pretend you even need a cup with a funny message that's not really funny or just going to be forced to wear that shirt very ugly.

A clear picture!

[sad_old_man]

Nikon is good at that!

[FF22]

I had eight reindeer and a sleigh full of gifts when I stared. What the h3ll just happened?

Excellent loin roast - really good. Fed the whole neighborhood, too.

[miss_morgana]

The real reason why some people don't believe?

you're a plane pilot or something .. why do you need abilities , you know where to find me

[dphjeff]

This is some of what I received for Christmas.

[miss_morgana]

This is some of what I received for Christmas.

you are such a sad alcoholic person
people who consume alcohol disgust me

[Barracuda7772]

Nikon is king.......... Said by a Nikon D5100 owner

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[miss_morgana]

Nikon is king.......... Said by a Nikon D5100 owner

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Saying Nikon is king is like saying iPhone is king..


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[Barracuda7772]

Saying Nikon is king is like saying iPhone is king..


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Well Nikon is king. And iphone is **** so bam Nikon actually is better. Iphone is just over priced garbage

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[miss_morgana]

Here are a few pictures I made with a panasonic Lumix DMC FZ8 (not mine)
Nikon... bleah..
Never actually tested one, but it makes me sick when I hear all ******** people braging along by Nikon all day long..
Imagination and instant moment is everything.. not gadgets..








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[SEAWARRIOR]

you are such a sad alcoholic person
people who consume alcohol disgust me

another source of denial??? you're in the wrooong place to not be disgusted & the right one to be...

[SEAWARRIOR]

Saying Nikon is king is like saying iPhone is king..


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i'm a canon guy,,, fwiw,,, ever since the ae1 program days,,, badazz lenses too...

[dphjeff]

you are such a sad alcoholic person
people who consume alcohol disgust me

And was it good!

[Barracuda7772]

Of course you can make good photos with other cameras too

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[miss_morgana]

Of course you can make good photos with other cameras too

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You can make good photos with everything as long as you have imagination..

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[Hirazi Blue]

You can make good photos with everything as long as you have imagination

True, but if you use your imagination, you obviously do not even need one of them modern picture taking devices...

[miss_morgana]

another source of denial??? you're in the wrooong place to not be disgusted & the right one to be...

People who consume alcool have issues..
They may be from either childhood..the shock when they find out their wife turns out to be a lesbian because the husband can't satisfy her
It may also be from not having money or a job, or perhaps, feeling guilty for having other sexual attractions towards men..
It could be many things..
If one consumes alcohol only by pleasure.. it is just a pathetic creature with no sense in life..

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[miss_morgana]

True, but if you use your imagination, you obviously do not even need one of them modern picture taking devices...


http://sites.psu.edu/reshmajblog/fil...magination.jpg

Meh.. you just need at that point a good marijuana joint

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