[castoridae]

[QUOTE=jpash549;9718383]Some Canadians go down to Flahrda for the winter and some of them don't find their way back. Sort of like the oversized Canada Geese we have down here in SE USA that deposit their droppings on the golf course and scratch up the greens necessitating us to have a resident Border Collie.
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I love Florida!! Warm, sunny and you have OUR food
Canada Geese - the only reason not to go to the Toronto Islands

[castoridae]

That page was prepared earlier!
(The archive of as of yet unpublished mayhem is quite large, as you can imagine).

I love you, Blue !

[castoridae]

And more importantly: why are you so old?

I think we are the only thread on the entire planet that has befriended our troll.

[Hirazi Blue]

I think we are the only thread on the entire planet that has befriended our troll.

Seriously: he's not a troll (not in my book anyway), assuming you're not talking about S_O_M..
He's just largely misunderstood (even by himself it seems),
And besides: trolling this specific thread would be quite a feat in itself,
and I have already stated that it probably can't be done.
The mayhem we create ourselves on a daily basis is always infinitely larger
than the mayhem any troll can cause!

[Cynycl]

I think we are the only thread on the entire planet that has befriended our troll.

Not me, I was hoping she'd choke on one of them giant turds she's so fond of photographing

[jpash549]

[QUOTE=castoridae;9719626]

Some Canadians go down to Flahrda for the winter and some of them don't find their way back. Sort of like the oversized Canada Geese we have down here in SE USA that deposit their droppings on the golf course and scratch up the greens necessitating us to have a resident Border Collie.
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I love Florida!! Warm, sunny and you have OUR food
Canada Geese - the only reason not to go to the Toronto Islands

And we like Canadians and are glad some of those very talented people choose to live here in the USA but not the geese.

Flahrdah is great in the winter, except for an occasional cold snap, but tends to the miserable in the summer months. And those d*mn hurricanes.


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[sad_old_man]

I love you, Blue !

mutter mutter.........cant trust them kanadiundiansis at all...........first time I is ever been two timed by a man........well erm.......yesy it is see.......wots the world cumming to I aks.......oh and lizard it was a big plant pot wiv a big palm trees in it see? so is it a plant pot or a potted plant...........now leaves me alone while I sulks................see?

[miss_morgana]

And more importantly: why are you so old?

Because my name is morgana, I'm a witch queen and statue and a man also..blame time for getting me old..

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[castoridae]

[QUOTE=jpash549;9719773]

And we like Canadians and are glad some of those very talented people choose to live here in the USA but not the geese.

Flahrdah is great in the winter, except for an occasional cold snap, but tends to the miserable in the summer months. And those d*mn hurricanes.
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There was an incredibly funny mocumentary from the John Candy gang about certain Canadians, like Lorne Greene on Bonanza, William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk, Martin Short, etc, being purposely sent by the Canadian govt, and intentionally disguising themselves as Americans in order to take over your country. They exposed them as looking, dressing and acting like Americans.

[castoridae]

From the dictionary: morgana: a genus from within the terebelidae family of worms.
Well. That explains all the feces pics doesn’t it.

[miss_morgana]

From the dictionary: morgana: a genus from within the terebelidae family of worms.
Well. That explains all the feces pics doesn’t it.

think again Morgana - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[sad_old_man]

[QUOTE=castoridae;9720039]

There was an incredibly funny mocumentary from the John Candy gang about certain Canadians, like Lorne Greene on Bonanza, William Shatner as Captain James T. Kirk, Martin Short, etc, being purposely sent by the Canadian govt, and intentionally disguising themselves as Americans in order to take over your country. They exposed them as looking, dressing and acting like Americans.

Woah up theres beaver you depikables beaver yous! Captain James Tiberius Kirk was not never ever never kandanadiun see no way ever never..... Two vital flaws in yours logils here see.

1. He was a Captain see?
7. He didn't eat polar bears see?
41. He liketed wales see?
4. He was not Kandanadiun see?
7. He wor a wig see?

now takes them two vital pointes and retracted your Star Wars is a sacred documentaries bout the spirit of endevours made in the wild by clever non kandanadiun persons so it is see?

[castoridae]

[QUOTE=sad_old_man;9720272]

Woah up theres beaver you depikables beaver yous! Captain James Tiberius Kirk was not never ever never kandanadiun see no way ever never..... Two vital flaws in yours logils here see.

1. He was a Captain see?
7. He didn't eat polar bears see?
41. He liketed wales see?
4. He was not Kandanadiun see?
7. He wor a wig see?

now takes them two vital pointes and retracted your Star Wars is a sacred documentaries bout the spirit of endevours made in the wild by clever non kandanadiun persons so it is see?

Oh, I keep forgetting - poor leprechaun types peoples is from the old contri an disnt no bout that truf that broke so many hearts, but its otay, it hurts less over time

[sad_old_man]

[QUOTE=castoridae;9720425]

Oh, I keep forgetting - poor leprechaun types peoples is from the old contri an disnt no bout that truf that broke so many hearts, but its otay, it hurts less over time

Oh the shame of it.............the hole nation is in shame of it.........I cannot tell the folks at home that their hero and leader eats polar bears and fishes through a hole.....................hold on there a moment.........even I knows that James T Kirk could not under any circumstances get the Millenium Falcon through an hole in the ice see?

mmmmmmmm.........................me thinks that sumbodyone is telling me fibs eh?

[Cynycl]

From the dictionary: morgana: a genus from within the terebelidae family of worms.
Well. That explains all the feces pics doesn�t it.

well if he/she/it isn't spewing chit.......it's eating it

[sad_old_man]

well if he/she/it isn't spewing chit.......it's eating it

Says a kid who eats innocent polar bears and geese?

[castoridae]

[QUOTE=sad_old_man;9720562]

Oh the shame of it.............the hole nation is in shame of it.........I cannot tell the folks at home that their hero and leader eats polar bears and fishes through a hole.....................hold on there a moment.........even I knows that James T Kirk could not under any circumstances get the Millenium Falcon through an hole in the ice see?

mmmmmmmm.........................me thinks that sumbodyone is telling me fibs eh?

I know, eh? How do you think I felt when as a very young beav, I realized that the Queen does not 'rain' over us ?

[castoridae]

well if he/she/it isn't spewing chit.......it's eating it

Or reading it - that wiki link first cites a half page of kiddie cr*p, but below that is another heading. It's called science.

[sad_old_man]

[QUOTE=castoridae;9720631]

I know, eh? How do you think I felt when as a very young beav, I realized that the Queen does not 'rain' over us ?

I work for her but that doesn't meen I likes her ? I chooses who I likes see but I has to be honest on this subjects I reelly cant blame her for giving kandanadia away to the French? She did offer it to the Russians, Chinese, Austrailians, Eskimos, Mexicans and I believe she even considered giving it to the Japanese but they all refused you. I likes you though cause you made my jacket?

[Gooseberry Falls]

[QUOTE=sad_old_man;9720272]

Woah up theres beaver you depikables beaver yous! Captain James Tiberius Kirk was not never ever never kandanadiun see no way ever never..... Two vital flaws in yours logils here see.

1. He was a Captain see?
7. He didn't eat polar bears see?
41. He liketed wales see?
4. He was not Kandanadiun see?
7. He wor a wig see?

now takes them two vital pointes and retracted your Star Wars is a sacred documentaries bout the spirit of endevours made in the wild by clever non kandanadiun persons so it is see?

Everyone knows JTK was born in Iowa!
Star Trek Kirk, James T.

[Cynycl]

[QUOTE=castoridae;9720631]

I know, eh? How do you think I felt when as a very young beav, I realized that the Queen does not 'rain' over us ?

In some establishments, that costs extra

[sad_old_man]

[QUOTE=Cynycl;9720706]

In some establishments, that costs extra

Typical of a Frenchman?

[Cynycl]

[QUOTE=sad_old_man;9720562]

Oh the shame of it.............the hole nation is in shame of it.........I cannot tell the folks at home that their hero and leader eats polar bears and fishes through a hole.....................hold on there a moment.........even I knows that James T Kirk could not under any circumstances get the Millenium Falcon through an hole in the ice see?

mmmmmmmm.........................me thinks that sumbodyone is telling me fibs eh?

Don't you worry about those iceholes Som, they have to return home to keep their socialist healthcare active. They should be gone by mid march or so

[castoridae]

[QUOTE=Gooseberry Falls;9720697]

Everyone knows JTK was born in Iowa!
Star Trek Kirk, James T.

Actually, he was born in Roddenberry's head

[Cynycl]

[QUOTE=Gooseberry Falls;9720697]

Everyone knows JTK was born in Iowa!
Star Trek Kirk, James T.

James T was an inaccurate conception