[sad_old_man]

Wow, It's been so long since I've seen anyone do that, that I didn't even understand that number until you said this.
Anyway the only time the numbers mattered was when SOM hit 6,000 and magically turned himself into a leprechaun and became a Crackberry Genius of geniuses!

Wot?

[Hirazi Blue]

Wot?

If you've reached a state of utter Wotness again,
one general "Wot?" per day would suffice, I think

[Carl Estes]

If you've reached a state of utter Wotness again,
one general "Wot?" per day would suffice, I think

I thought he could " hear a lot you know".........

c

[Gooseberry Falls]

If you've reached a state of utter Wotness again,
one general "Wot?" per day would suffice, I think

Since S_O_M has pulled Santa escort duty, "you better watch out". Mutter...mutter...we gotta get to that LIST before he's got a chance to show Santa...Critters UNITE!

[Barracuda7772]

Grumble Grumble Grumble...... Don't let the Grumble fool you the nexus 7 2013 flies and it flies real high

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[miss_morgana]

Sad_old_man playing all royal Sir

[Hirazi Blue]

Since S_O_M has pulled Santa escort duty, "you better watch out". Mutter...mutter...we gotta get to that LIST before he's got a chance to show Santa...Critters UNITE!

Considering the LIST comes from sad_old_man and Santa not being stupid, being on that LIST must increase our standing with Santa, not decrease it...

[Gooseberry Falls]

Considering the LIST comes from sad_old_man and Santa not being stupid, being on that LIST must increase our standing with Santa, not decrease it...

You know how diabolical and dramatic he is, e.g. canniball ate all his shipmates, diaper dangler made him eat his diaper, noonebody likes him, shuddup everybodyone...It is not going to bode well for us...

[Hirazi Blue]

You know how diabolical and dramatic he is, e.g. canniball ate all his shipmates, diaper dangler made him eat his diaper, noonebody likes him, shuddup everybodyone...It is not going to bode well for us...

But if you really think Santa is that gullible, you'd probably be better off, not believing in him at all...

[bambinoitaliano]

But if you really think Santa is that gullible, you'd probably be better off, not believing in him at all...

He'll just shove the lepregnome into his red sack and stuff it on D ick Cheney's chimney.

[sad_old_man]

You know how diabolical and dramatic he is, e.g. canniball ate all his shipmates, diaper dangler made him eat his diaper, noonebody likes him, shuddup everybodyone...It is not going to bode well for us...

Rekognishion at last! The grape knows me too well I thinks and has me worriedes he does? I is his escort this year and I has had a word wiv Rudolfs and he agrees wiv me see. Once I find my list I will blacklisted lost of persons I will and no more prezents for you lot see?

[sad_old_man]

Grumble Grumble Grumble...... Don't let the Grumble fool you the nexus 7 2013 flies and it flies real high

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Is that the fish I see before my very eyes? Why yes it is returned from his long vakasion in the vakasion place for fishes? HELLO Mr fish !

[sad_old_man]

I was referring to the crazy train of the runaway iPod.
And ever since I'm knighted, its completely gone to my head, so from now on you must refer to me by my full and rightful name:

Animalia chordata mammalia rodentia castoridae castor canadesis

BTW: is a girl knight still called 'sir' - I really don't like 'madam' it sounds old and stodgey

Now beavers it would appear after a long chat, long long chat with Brian it would appear that womens can't be knighted? Well they can but not like a man see cause they is not a man. But they can't be unknighted as well see so we has a problems see.

Well wot we has desided is that you is knighted as well and has to remain knighted as well. (short break for a quick slurp of cognaks) So if you is a woman type thingy beaver then you is can't be a Sir you has to be a dame see. I think?

Anyways if you is a man then you is a Sir and if you is a womany thingy then you is a dame see.........did you understand that?.......If you did give me a call please and explain what I just said cause I don't know any more...........Oh why didn't you just stay a man thingy instead of confuzing thingys? Oh by the way this is the badge for a womany thingy. Just tell me which one you is?

[Hirazi Blue]

But they can't be unknighted as well see so we has a problems see.

But if she willingly deceived you into thinking she was a he, she can ultimately be hanged for treason, "unknightening" her in the process...
Yet personally I think (and the Crackberry archives seem to back me up), the only deception taking place here is YOUR claim not to have known of the alleged/contested gender status of said individual.

[sad_old_man]

But if she willingly deceived you into thinking she was a he, she can ultimately be hanged for treason, "unknightening" her in the process...
Yet personally I think (and the Crackberry archives seem to back me up), the only deception taking place here is YOUR claim not to have known of the alleged/contested gender status of said individual.

Your right canniballlls The likkle member dupedlikated mee into thinking he is a woman and getting me to knight her believing him to be in fact a woman?.................just talk to yourself a moment while I analysised that a bit.....mmmmmm

[dphjeff]

Your right canniballlls The likkle member dupedlikated mee into thinking he is a woman and getting me to knight her believing him to be in fact a woman?.................just talk to yourself a moment while I analysised that a bit.....mmmmmm

All of the confusion is in YOUR head. The beaver told you that she was a woman a year ago when you told her she had a sock in her pinter. Damn block head.

[sad_old_man]

All of the confusion is in YOUR head. The beaver told you that she was a woman a year ago when you told her she had a sock in her pinter. Damn block head.

Oh! right then.....mmmmmmmm.....did she?......oh!.........well then........mmmmmmmmm........let me see now......In that case.....mmmmmmm......well........mutter mutter...........the thing is if I did do...............mutter no admissions.....mutter......well maybe............back shortly I need a brandy....

[dphjeff]

Oh! right then.....mmmmmmmm.....did she?......oh!.........well then........mmmmmmmmm........let me see now......In that case.....mmmmmmm......well........mutter mutter...........the thing is if I did do...............mutter no admissions.....mutter......well maybe............back shortly I need a brandy....

If I remember correctly it went like this (Beaver) I'm a woman. (S_O_M) I couldn't tell by your hand writing. Or something like that.

[miss_morgana]

Your right canniballlls The likkle member dupedlikated mee into thinking he is a woman and getting me to knight her believing him to be in fact a woman?.................just talk to yourself a moment while I analysised that a bit.....mmmmmm

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[sad_old_man]

If I remember correctly it went like this (Beaver) I'm a woman. (S_O_M) I couldn't tell by your hand writing. Or something like that.

1542.126 +1762543.12909 � 10 / 124510.129 = (x - y2) - w�16 x 45.1987667 ?

Then remove the theory of relativity and introduce rotational gravity.. 987111.912561 x (y2 - x2) = 1.

mmmmmmmm.........Ok!

[Hirazi Blue]

1542.126 +1762543.12909 � 10 / 124510.129 = (x - y2) - w�16 x 45.1987667 ?

Then remove the theory of relativity and introduce rotational gravity.. 987111.912561 x (y2 - x2) = 1.

mmmmmmmm.........Ok!

I believe the correct answer is "Mutter... mutter..."!

[dphjeff]

I believe the correct answer is "Mutter... mutter..."!

You funny

[sad_old_man]

You funny

You quite nice as well?

[castoridae]

Getting back to ME, here is my lost iPod update:
I phoned iYogi.com last night, thinking it was the Apple company support number.
Realized it wasn't Apple when they told me that my computer (which I gave them access to) needed cleaning up to go faster.
After a rather specific conversation with them, they did help me lock my iPod and put a 'I'm lost pls call xxx' msg on it and did not charge me.
Found out via email today that it was turned on at 8:15 this morning, but no phone call
Does anyone have any other suggestions?

Also Lep, if I were you, I wouldn't try to get that knighthood revoked:

[miss_morgana]

Getting back to ME, here is my lost iPod update:
I phoned iYogi.com last night, thinking it was the Apple company support number.
Realized it wasn't Apple when they told me that my computer (which I gave them access to) needed cleaning up to go faster.
After a rather specific conversation with them, they did help me lock my iPod and put a 'I'm lost pls call xxx' msg on it and did not charge me.
Found out via email today that it was turned on at 8:15 this morning, but no phone call
Does anyone have any other suggestions?

Also Lep, if I were you, I wouldn't try to get that knighthood revoked:

Don't expect phone calls.. stupid people and thieves are hungry for apple..
Why don't you get a new iPod from ebay? They are cheap..
And besides.. even if you talked with apples.. the one who found your iPod can bypass that so called security part where you name appears..because that's how good apple security is.. waiting to see ios 8 made in word office 2007 just like ios7

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