1. miss_morgana's Avatar
    I thought I was a Redneck? I have a car up on blocks with the tires remove and a deer skull hanging on the side of my house for my yuppy art.
    What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
    A family reunion.

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    FF22 and dphjeff like this.
    11-25-13 08:28 AM
  2. FF22's Avatar
    Don't we all?
    I'd think you are a Processed Dutch Cocoa type of person.
    11-25-13 11:27 AM
  3. FF22's Avatar
    I thought I was a Redneck? I have a car up on blocks with the tires remove and a deer skull hanging on the side of my house for my yuppy art.
    I did not know you lived in South King County.
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    11-25-13 11:29 AM
  4. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I thought I was a Redneck? I have a car up on blocks with the tires remove and a deer skull hanging on the side of my house for my yuppy art.
    See exactly exactly what I said........Oh god sometimes I'm good I am. Post a picture quick cause that's a future work of art. I can see the gallery's flocking to you for the rights to display your new fundamentalist artwork. I see millionaire status coming your way, sorry you already are so I see fame coming your way, sorry you already know me so I see .......... I see............? Well you could always talk to the Dutch Canniball about.......... or ........... Ok I'll shut up....
    11-25-13 11:30 AM
  5. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    I'd think you are a Processed Dutch Cocoa type of person.
    Nope, in this case (and most of the others) I prefer the real stuff.
    And the processed stuff isn't as versatile as real chocolate and butter...
    11-25-13 01:01 PM
  6. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    I thought I was a Redneck? I have a car up on blocks with the tires remove and a deer skull hanging on the side of my house for my yuppy art.
    Well, you can word (and correctly type) well-formed sentences.
    There goes your neighborhood, I'd say...
    11-25-13 01:03 PM
  7. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Well, you can word (and correctly type) well-formed sentences.
    There goes your neighborhood, I'd say...
    Leave the duck alone cannibal you. Remember you are a vegetarian cannibal and if you forget that? you will simply get bombed! simple yes?
    11-25-13 01:32 PM
  8. Carl Estes's Avatar
    I thought I was a Redneck? I have a car up on blocks with the tires remove and a deer skull hanging on the side of my house for my yuppy art.
    The "Redneck Diploma", shall only be issued once the trunk has been turned into a "hot tub", an 8-track player still working in the vehicle playing some Kuntree Muzic, and a mess o' empty soldiers (empty beer cans for the uninformed)......

    And oh yeah,: "Hey, Watch this!!!!" still echoes as someone dials Nin wun wun.......

    c
    11-25-13 02:05 PM
  9. sad_old_man's Avatar
    The "Redneck Diploma", shall only be issued once the trunk has been turned into a "hot tub", an 8-track player still working in the vehicle playing some Kuntree Muzic, and a mess o' empty soldiers (empty beer cans for the uninformed)......

    And oh yeah,: "Hey, Watch this!!!!" still echoes as someone dials Nin wun wun.......

    c
    Lizard you are beyond help! Well from anyone else but me that is. That post was beautiful and for that I have decided to knight you. Get down on your knees and prepare to become a Knight. (means I hit you with a sword and mutter some words that's all).

    Henceforth you will be a knight now kneel down and get ready! Oh tell me when your ready cause I don't want to cut your head off by mistake?
    11-25-13 02:12 PM
  10. dphjeff's Avatar
    Well, you can word (and correctly type) well-formed sentences.
    There goes your neighborhood, I'd say...
    See what those there ABLE class can do.
    11-25-13 02:20 PM
  11. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Lizard you are beyond help! Well from anyone else but me that is. That post was beautiful and for that I have decided to knight you. Get down on your knees and prepare to become a Knight. (means I hit you with a sword and mutter some words that's all).

    Henceforth you will be a knight now kneel down and get ready! Oh tell me when your ready cause I don't want to cut your head off by mistake?
    Seppuku?
    11-25-13 02:27 PM
  12. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Seppuku?
    Thank you once more grape. I always thought it was origami but I bow to your superior knowledge. Oh and don't cut my head off while I'm bowed!
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    11-25-13 02:37 PM
  13. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    Thank you once more grape. I always thought it was origami but I bow to your superior knowledge. Oh and don't cut my head off while I'm bowed!
    Origami is the browser?
    11-25-13 02:44 PM
  14. sad_old_man's Avatar
    Origami is the browser?
    I know that stupid I've got it but there is also an old Chinese custom of doing something else called the same name. Sorry I can't spell it twice can I.
    11-25-13 02:55 PM
  15. dphjeff's Avatar
    I know that stupid I've got it but there is also an old Chinese custom of doing something else called the same name. Sorry I can't spell it twice can I.
    I thought that was Japanese for folding paper?
    11-25-13 02:58 PM
  16. Gooseberry Falls's Avatar
    I know that stupid I've got it but there is also an old Chinese custom of doing something else called the same name. Sorry I can't spell it twice can I.
    Japanese? Paper folding?
    11-25-13 02:59 PM
  17. dphjeff's Avatar
    Japanese? Paper folding?
    I guess its all the same but different.
    11-25-13 03:00 PM
  18. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I thought that was Japanese for folding paper?
    Oh? Well ok then........I'll............paper folding?.............ok........in that case.........mmmmmmmmmmm....... One day I'll get you duck.
    11-25-13 03:04 PM
  19. dphjeff's Avatar
    Oh? Well ok then........I'll............paper folding?.............ok........in that case.........mmmmmmmmmmm....... One day I'll get you duck.
    What are you going to get me? Christmas is a month away.
    11-25-13 03:06 PM
  20. sad_old_man's Avatar
    What are you going to get me? Christmas is a month away.
    Your supposed to be in the other thread but it doesn't matter. Are you on you knees?
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    11-25-13 03:13 PM
  21. dphjeff's Avatar
    Your supposed to be in the other thread but it doesn't matter. Are you on you knees?
    Do ducks have knees?
    11-25-13 03:20 PM
  22. miss_morgana's Avatar
    Do ducks have knees?
    yes they have genius
    11-25-13 03:35 PM
  23. Hirazi Blue's Avatar
    Do ducks have knees?
    Coming from a duck, that must be a koan.
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    11-25-13 03:37 PM
  24. Carl Estes's Avatar
    Lizard you are beyond help! Well from anyone else but me that is. That post was beautiful and for that I have decided to knight you. Get down on your knees and prepare to become a Knight. (means I hit you with a sword and mutter some words that's all).

    Henceforth you will be a knight now kneel down and get ready! Oh tell me when your ready cause I don't want to cut your head off by mistake?
    I be ready, Eyes closed, teefs clenched......

    c
    11-25-13 03:49 PM
  25. sad_old_man's Avatar
    I be ready, Eyes closed, teefs clenched......

    c
    At last someone with brains. (pulling sword out of his bag)

    I thee therefore as well dumn thee a knight of the odd shaped table.
    Arise Sir Knight and take your place at the table of honour.

    From this day fourth you shall be known as Sir Lizard of needy and shall protect the public in need.

    See and I didn't slip and cut your head off.

    ps you are now also an honorable leprechaun Knight as well.
    11-25-13 04:18 PM
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