[bambinoitaliano]

I would like you to know that people have passed comments on my singing?

Like if you are One Direction, who among the boys that your vocal ability resemble?

[sad_old_man]

Like if you are One Direction, who among the boys that your vocal ability resemble?

But none of them can sing?

[dphjeff]

I'm going to Maryland because nobody likes me here?

Farmers Almanac comes out today and they say its going to be a snowy an very cold winter. You may want to go the California.

[bambinoitaliano]

But none of them can sing?

That's subjective. Millions upon millions listening to them. So they must be making some agreeable sounds.

[bambinoitaliano]

Farmers Almanac comes out today and they say its going to be a snowy an very cold winter. You may want to go the California.

But then he has to consider the earthquake that might break off the entire state.

[sad_old_man]

But then he has to consider the earthquake that might break off the entire state.

Do you two mind? I'm sat in the corner courtesy of the dutchman listening to all this. After all it is my future well being your discussing?

[Cynycl]

Do you two mind? I'm sat in the corner courtesy of the dutchman listening to all this. After all it is my future well being your discussing?

What's worse is that they have no regard for your delicate limey digestive system and what all those tacos would do to you. You would also have to trade your bourbon bottle for a hemp pipe and drive an electric vehicle. Better head North instead

[dphjeff]

But then he has to consider the earthquake that might break off the entire state.

I had a school teacher way back when told us California was a flake magnet and when all the flakes get out there it was going to fall off into the ocean.

[Cynycl]

Is it just me or does SOM's avatar look like a lepra-gnome getting a four leaf clover enema?

[dphjeff]

Is it just me or does SOM's avatar look like a lepra-gnome getting a four leaf clover enema?

It looks like he is trying to crap you out.

[Carl Estes]

Is it just me or does SOM's avatar look like a lepra-gnome getting a four leaf clover enema?

Not sure, but there does seem to be some "distress" showing. Now, not sure if it's "incoming or outgoing"......
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[sad_old_man]

What's worse is that they have no regard for your delicate limey digestive system and what all those tacos would do to you. You would also have to trade your bourbon bottle for a hemp pipe and drive an electric vehicle. Better head North instead

Under no circumstances is anyone having my bourbon. I've grown to like it. By the way what's a taco?

[bambinoitaliano]

Under no circumstances is anyone having my bourbon. I've grown to like it. By the way what's a taco?

It's a hard burrito.

[sad_old_man]

It's a hard burrito.

I fall for it every time? Ok I'm officially stupid what's a burrrr.... Thingy that you said?

[dphjeff]

It's a hard burrito.

Where do you get your taco's?

[dphjeff]

I fall for it every time? Ok I'm officially stupid what's a burrrr.... Thingy that you said?

Don't listen to that crazy cat. It's trying to feed you beans.

[Cynycl]

perhaps he had some bad duck

[dphjeff]

perhaps he had some bad duck

Very possible.

[sad_old_man]

perhaps he had some bad duck

Boys, boys oh and other creatures, this is me your selling down the river! I have a new destiny stretched out in front of me and and and............ I want to cry suddenly?

[dphjeff]

Boys, boys oh and other creatures, this is me your selling down the river! I have a new destiny stretched out in front of me and and and............ I want to cry suddenly?

Hormones again?

[bambinoitaliano]

I fall for it every time? Ok I'm officially stupid what's a burrrr.... Thingy that you said?

It's a Mexican spring roll.

[sad_old_man]

Hormones again?

Are they like tacos?

[dphjeff]

Are they like tacos?

Close.

I can't resist:
Do you know how to make a hormone
Ans:
Don't pay her.

[Carl Estes]

Hormones again?

Hot flashes?????

c

[Carl Estes]

Close.

I can't resist:
Do you know how to make a hormone
Ans:
Don't pay her.

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