[sad_old_man]

did it go like this?

I'm sure that's him but all you Americans look the same to me!

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[FF22]

I'm sure that's him but all you Americans look the same to me!

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You are, once again, confusing the Canadians (Canucks) with the Americans (Statesians). No wonder General Doolittle (with tax dollars ALOT) got angry.

[sad_old_man]

I'm always confused when I'm on the ground.

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[Gooseberry Falls]

Bad day at black Rock. I seem to have pissed off the boss somewhat. I got an hour long lecture on security and how until he can hand me back to the British government I am the responsibility of the US security forces. It appears that I broke almost every security rule going when I had my little trip around America sightseeing. He used some of those American words that I don't understand but judging by the look on his face at the time I don't think they were compliments.

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I think they were more concerned about the Escalade than you. Sounds like you had a police escort everywhere you went.

[sad_old_man]

I think they were more concerned about the Escalade than you. Sounds like you had a police escort everywhere you went.

I did ask him could I get my own and he went into another tyrade of abuse about security and me being a clutz whatever they are

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[Gooseberry Falls]

I did ask him could I get my own and he went into another tyrade of abuse about security and me being a clutz whatever they are

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It's "klutz". He shouldn't be using words you don't understand. A klutz is, well, a klutz...

[FF22]

He could have called you a schlemiel or a schlemazel.

[dphjeff]

I did ask him could I get my own and he went into another tyrade of abuse about security and me being a clutz whatever they are

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You could have told him this. I bet he would have freaked out and had a stroke.

[jpash549]

Tell him it is his fault. You should have had the lecture and the obligatory series of security films and computer q&a tests before they gave you the keys to the junky Cadillac. Maybe they thought M5 or whatever had already done this back in old jolly. They should have known how adventurous you Brits are from the James Bond movies. Do you now have a squad of marines guarding you?

[Carl Estes]

He could have called you a schlemiel or a schlemazel.

You can also go to work at "Hosenfefer Incorporated".....

sorry......

c

[Carl Estes]

Bad day at black Rock. I seem to have pissed off the boss somewhat. I got an hour long lecture on security and how until he can hand me back to the British government I am the responsibility of the US security forces. It appears that I broke almost every security rule going when I had my little trip around America sightseeing. He used some of those American words that I don't understand but judging by the look on his face at the time I don't think they were compliments.

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Maybe you can get him on "SOM Abuse", we have laws now on just about EVERYTHING now.

Did you know that "Caffeine ""Withdrawl"" is now an official "syndrome" here? The next step is classifying it as a "disability", then you can get on our government "plans". They don't care who is on them, just that they're on them..........

We started looking for you at Hooters, we were concerned about you, but then we got distracted........

So, how was the Bull and Whistle?? I thought about photoshoping a little pointy hat poking above the third floor rail of the building in the brochure.....

Let the visualization begin..............

C

[Carl Estes]

Bad day at black Rock. I seem to have pissed off the boss somewhat. I got an hour long lecture on security and how until he can hand me back to the British government I am the responsibility of the US security forces. It appears that I broke almost every security rule going when I had my little trip around America sightseeing. He used some of those American words that I don't understand but judging by the look on his face at the time I don't think they were compliments.

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Is this why they got mad at you......
You went "off the reservation".......
look at the roof corner above the word "Bar".....

[Carl Estes]

Tell him it is his fault. You should have had the lecture and the obligatory series of security films and computer q&a tests before they gave you the keys to the junky Cadillac. Maybe they thought M5 or whatever had already done this back in old jolly. They should have known how adventurous you Brits are from the James Bond movies. Do you now have a squad of marines guarding you?

All they have to do is take the Escalade away, and put him in a Chevy Volt.
He won't go far........

C

[Gooseberry Falls]

I did ask him could I get my own and he went into another tyrade of abuse about security and me being a clutz whatever they are

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Security, schmecurity...What's the risk of you being kidnapped and asked to turn over the Lucky Charms or Pot'o'Gold?

[Cynycl]

Bad day at black Rock. I seem to have pissed off the boss somewhat. I got an hour long lecture on security and how until he can hand me back to the British government I am the responsibility of the US security forces. It appears that I broke almost every security rule going when I had my little trip around America sightseeing. He used some of those American words that I don't understand but judging by the look on his face at the time I don't think they were compliments.



You shouldn't have to suffer this abuse. It's not like you signed up for basic training.

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[Cynycl]

We started looking for you at Hooters, we were concerned about you, but then we got distracted........

C

I even checked the parking lot for an escalady

[Carl Estes]

I even checked the parking lot for an escalady

Found "Them".........
Still looking for "him".....
c

[dphjeff]

This is more like S_O_M.

[bambinoitaliano]

Found "Them".........
Still looking for "him".....
c

did you check the pouches?

[Carl Estes]

[QUOTE=dphjeff;8916415]This is more like S_O_M.[/QUOTE

Now we need a pointy hat oh him......
And a pipe.....

C

[dphjeff]

And a balloon that says (dumb a**!)

[Gooseberry Falls]

Hey guys, I'm wondering...S_O_M hasn't been shooting back like he used to. Maybe the US has changed him and he's become more sensitive? Job stress? Do you think we are going over the top by ganging up on him?

[Carl Estes]

Hey guys, I'm wondering...S_O_M hasn't been shooting back like he used to. Maybe the US has changed him and he's become more sensitive? Job stress? Do you think we are going over the top by ganging up on him?

I don't think so, I think they have him working, squeezing every nickle's worth of work out of him. I think the 'ol boy would place a Gnome Curse on us if we were..........

I hope I hope I hope (as I toss salt over my left shoulder...)

C

[bambinoitaliano]

Hey guys, I'm wondering...S_O_M hasn't been shooting back like he used to. Maybe the US has changed him and he's become more sensitive? Job stress? Do you think we are going over the top by ganging up on him?

They keep showing him the picture of Edward Snowden and Bradley Manning to shut him up. He is missing his cellar...no brandy and no pasties make that man sadder. Merica ain't like it use to. Perhaps he is disappointed of migrating over. Perhaps he is the state of catatonia from culture shock. Or he just realize Merica enslave all it's immigrants. There's no time to relax.

[Gooseberry Falls]

Keep partyin?