[Carl Estes]

This is THE REAL REASON:



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[sad_old_man]

I went to wallmart and bought a voice recorder so that when I have exactly the same stupid conversation I just press the button!

Me: can I have a beer please?
Stupid bartender: Are you British?
Me: Yes!
Stupid bartender: So your from England?
Me: Well obviously!
Stupid bartender: What part of London do you come from?
Me: I don't I come from Blackpool!
Stupid bartender: What part of London is that?
Me: Just give me a beer and **** off please!
Stupid bartender: I heard all you British were hostile!
Me: Forget the drink just **** off!

Can't even find an off license!!!!!! Where the hell are all the off licenses???????

[Hirazi Blue]

Look for a "liquor store", alternatively, according to Wikipedia, named "bottle store, off licence, bottle shop, bottle-o, package store (in Boston, called a packie), ABC store, state store, or other similar terms". Asking a 15-year old is probably the best way to locate one...

[Carl Estes]

I went to wallmart and bought a voice recorder so that when I have exactly the same stupid conversation I just press the button!

Me: can I have a beer please?
Stupid bartender: Are you British?
Me: Yes!
Stupid bartender: So your from England?
Me: Well obviously!
Stupid bartender: What part of London do you come from?
Me: I don't I come from Blackpool!
Stupid bartender: What part of London is that?
Me: Just give me a beer and **** off please!
Stupid bartender: I heard all you British were hostile!
Me: Forget the drink just **** off!

Can't even find an off license!!!!!! Where the hell are all the off licenses???????

Just ask a "Bobby" where the most armed robberies occur and there you go! Called a Liquor Store.

C

[sad_old_man]

Look for a "liquor store", alternatively, according to Wikipedia, named "bottle store, off licence, bottle shop, bottle-o, package store (in Boston, called a packie), ABC store, state store, or other similar terms". Asking a 15-year old is probably the best way to locate one...

For an englishman stuck here, it's a bit like being trapped in a Russian crossword puzzle! I don't do abbreviations like all those that you lot use when............. Oh forget it I'm too hot to get excited and agitated and not being able to get a drink. I've started dipping ice cubes on a piece of string into my petrol tank and after enough of them I get a drink. which way is I14 from here? I've been told there's a fantastic place to eat and drink on I14

[Hirazi Blue]

Key West, Florida?
Key West Liquor stores | Liquor stores in Key West, FL - YP.com

[sad_old_man]

Key West, Florida?
Key West Liquor stores | Liquor stores in Key West, FL - YP.com

I know where I am stupid but which way is I14?

[Hirazi Blue]

I know where I am stupid but which way is I14?

That would depend on which way you're facing...

[Carl Estes]

I know where I am stupid but which way is I14?

Don't you have your BB phone with you? BB maps?

Or did TSA confiscate it for the images of your cellar?????

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[Carl Estes]

Look for a "liquor store", alternatively, according to Wikipedia, named "bottle store, off licence, bottle shop, bottle-o, package store (in Boston, called a packie), ABC store, state store, or other similar terms". Asking a 15-year old is probably the best way to locate one...

Just make sure the 15 year old you ask is MALE. We do have some laws here...........

C

[dphjeff]

I know where I am stupid but which way is I14?

Are you sure that they didn't say I1A? I don't think there is an I14 in Key West.

[sad_old_man]

Are you sure that they didn't say I1A? I don't think there is an I14 in Key West.

It's the heat i meant I4 sorry

[Cynycl]

I went to wallmart and bought a voice recorder so that when I have exactly the same stupid conversation I just press the button!

Me: can I have a beer please?
Stupid bartender: Are you British?
Me: Yes!
Stupid bartender: So your from England?
Me: Well obviously!
Stupid bartender: What part of London do you come from?
Me: I don't I come from Blackpool!
Stupid bartender: What part of London is that?
Me: Just give me a beer and **** off please!
Stupid bartender: I heard all you British were hostile!
Me: Forget the drink just **** off!

Can't even find an off license!!!!!! Where the hell are all the off licenses???????

I've been in that very same conversation and I wasn't the bartender

I'm not british either ?????????

[dphjeff]

S_O_M if your still looking for some place to eat your only 8 blocks from Duval St.

[bambinoitaliano]

STOP with the shhh illegitimate grape!

I start on the 29th which pisses me off apart from the fact that your paying for it from day 1! Ha ha.

I also know exactly where I am, IN HELL!

I also know why I'm here, BECAUSE YOUR PAYING ME FORTUNES TO BE HERE!

For the rest of you, NO I don't get honked at when I don't go through red traffic lights! When was the last time you honked at a CIA vehicle?

Everyone knows I'm English, why?

Everyone asks me stupid questions, why?

Do I have stupid written on my fore head??!! said Judge Judy.

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[untakenusername]

Oh the helpful baby returns!

You lot have this silly habit of fork in left hand knife in right hand. You then cut your food, put your knife down, change the fork to your right hand and eat. Then you repeat the process all over again. What's all that about?

Use the fork Luke..

[sad_old_man]

Use the fork Luke..

I do and it remains in the same hand as it was when I cut my food!

[FF22]

I do and it remains in the same hand as it was when I cut my food!

But think about it - that's dangerous. Either of those dangerous implements is relegated to your non-dominant hand. Either that sharp blade (more on this later) or those pointy prongs can do real injury.

Or do they gave you a child's knife without a sharp edge. And perhaps a spork. Would not want you types to injure yourselves.

[bambinoitaliano]

But think about it - that's dangerous. Either of those dangerous implements is relegated to your non-dominant hand. Either that sharp blade (more on this later) or those pointy prongs can do real injury.

Or do they gave you a child's knife without a sharp edge. And perhaps a spork. Would not want you types to injure yourselves.

no one should give a fork about, i mean to sad_old_man.

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[Cynycl]

It seems Thor's neighbour owns a playbook.

[bambinoitaliano]

It seems Thor's neighbour owns a playbook.

Why you....get me a pair of shear!!

[sad_old_man]

Playtime is it?


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[Carl Estes]

It seems Thor's neighbour owns a playbook.

I hope it's a "prickly bush"............

C

[Carl Estes]

Playtime is it?


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It's ALWAYS playtime here.....
C

[lexluthorxx]

I go home tomorrow, fkng hangover.....thank god no British here...well if they are here, they were. Quiet. Hey SOM..when I was up north....for the twelfth....went to a pub. Ran into some of the marchers..they want me to march next July. 12th....didn't tell them where I used to live...lol. Nice guys.....slightly bigoted....but in a nice beat your head in with a baseball bat way. Oh....I really like the English.....really.....In England.

Regards