[FF22]

What about the ..... he had it coming defense?

Nope. That's Mississippi! (speaking of, if only peripherally - anybody from Mississippi actually present here?)

[Hirazi Blue]

speaking of, if only peripherally - anybody from Mississippi actually present here?

I think that largely depends on where you're going with that question...

[sad_old_man]

I think that largely depends on where you're going with that question...

I'm going to key west.

[Cynycl]

I'm going to key west.

Are you sure it's not Key Largo ?

[sad_old_man]

Are you sure it's not Key Largo ?

Where's that?

[FF22]

Are you sure it's not Key Largo ?

Uncle Humphrey is that you?

[sad_old_man]

I'm in my cellar and the doors locked!

[Cynycl]

I'm in my cellar and the doors locked!

Ah that's it then, Key Cellar, that's where your headed.

[sad_old_man]

Mutter mutter, the humiliation of it all........... Mutter mutter..........

[Angus_CB]

Where's that?

100 miles North East of Key West.

Yes you can get an X5 in the US but I would recommend an M5.
You should be able to find some British food replica to sustain yourself. I hear McDonalds may soon be releasing the McTripe burger.

[sad_old_man]

100 miles North East of Key West.

Yes you can get an X5 in the US but I would recommend an M5.
You should be able to find some British food replica to sustain yourself. I hear McDonalds may soon be releasing the McTripe burger.

Yeeeaaahhh the feds back....... Don't worry about it captain the nice yank sorted it all out for me I think. It's hard to tell the way you people talk funny. I've got something that sounded like ascelade waiting for me at the airport so all I need now is food and no I don't not definitely don't never ever do McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!

[FF22]

100 miles North East of Key West.

Yes you can get an X5 in the US but I would recommend an M5.
You should be able to find some British food replica to sustain yourself. I hear McDonalds may soon be releasing the McTripe burger.

But you are lucky - they pulled their McAngus Burger!

[bambinoitaliano]

Don't think my Z10 will work in the states, too sophisticated for a third world country and it's also crap. I'm bringing my Nokia 5110 with me so I know I'm safe. Do I need to buy a gun?

Most seniors are armed in Florida. Sometimes you can't tell if it's bodily function or someone accidentally discharge. Especially on the fourth of July.

[jpash549]

Most seniors are armed in Florida. Sometimes you can't tell if it's bodily function or someone accidentally discharge. Especially on the fourth of July.

Or both particularly at the shuffleboard court. Don't need guns. Use cars. Particularly Cadillacs.

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[Gooseberry Falls]

Yeeeaaahhh the feds back....... Don't worry about it captain the nice yank sorted it all out for me I think. It's hard to tell the way you people talk funny. I've got something that sounded like ascelade waiting for me at the airport so all I need now is food and no I don't not definitely don't never ever do McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!

That's Escalade. A huge SUV. An F2-mobile...10 mpg tops...
Cadillac | 2013 Escalade ESV Full-Size SUV
How do you get into this mess? You will kill everything in its path! With your cataracts!

[jpash549]

That's Escalade. A huge SUV. An F2-mobile...10 mpg tops...
Cadillac | 2013 Escalade ESV Full-Size SUV
How do you get into this mess? You will kill everything in its path! With your cataracts!

He is not paying for the gas Better to have a big important looking car so people respect him. They may think he is a pro athlete or in the mob which he might be for all I know. And if he hits something he will probably have the weight advantage unless it is another Escalade or a garbage truck.Still think the hearse would be better. So much room in the back.

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[Gooseberry Falls]

He is not paying for the gas Better to have a big important looking car so people respect him. They may think he is a pro athlete or in the mob which he might be for all I know. And if he hits something he will probably have the weight advantage unless it is another Escalade or a garbage truck.Still think the hearse would be better. So much room in the back.

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LOL. Just hope he is a decent driver. It prolly does have cameras all around. It's bigger than his cellar!

It's more expensive than the 500+ HP sedan. As a US taxpayer, me doth protest...

[Barracuda7772]

This is America. You can get anything...for the right price...

nah uh, not dignity

[Gooseberry Falls]

nah uh, not dignity

Sure. S_O_M will be respected and dignified as he drives up in his Escalade. All bets are off once he opens his mouth, tho...

[bambinoitaliano]

Sure. S_O_M will be respected and dignified as he drives up in his Escalade. All bets are off once he opens his mouth, tho...

We'll get him to wear one of this.

[Cynycl]

We'll get him to wear one of this.

What good is a jock strap going to be in preventing him from speaking?

[bambinoitaliano]

What good is a jock strap going to be in preventing him from speaking?

It's will prevent him from sounding like a d*ck?

[Hirazi Blue]

Give him a good internet connection and I would think you'll hardly hear a word from his mouth...

[sad_old_man]

Give him a good internet connection and I would think you'll hardly hear a word from his mouth...

Oh yes you will!!!!!! I can speak proper I can.

[Cynycl]

Oh yes you will!!!!!! I can speak proper I can.

Just not proper English.

Don't worry, it is not necessary where you are going.