[Cynycl]

Mmmmmmmm tricky likkle sailor is you knot eh? Twas queens now you say it? But they is maybe kandunians eh?

It's likely the Aussies if they dropped you overboard to look for debris. Guess they figured with your driving skills you'd be the best one to know what crash debris should look like in the ocean

[Carl Estes]

Why is it feelin sand in my bum then?

No pants????

c

[SEAWARRIOR]

Mmmmmmmm tricky likkle sailor is you knot eh? Twas queens now you say it? But they is maybe kandunians eh?

read a prayer once,,, "Lord, give me the things no one else asks for",,, i'd start there...

[SEAWARRIOR]

Why is it feelin sand in my bum then?

gettin' "wet & sandy" will do that,,, "sugar cookie" anyone???

[sad_old_man]

read a prayer once,,, "Lord, give me the things no one else asks for",,, i'd start there...

Brother god damn it............... Who is tellin him where I was eh then?................. I isn't even knowin see?................. Sumbodyone elped him an I is gonna find all of em both I is.......

[sad_old_man]

Ahem.......... Anybodyone nearby is givin me a lift eh..........please..........

[SEAWARRIOR]

Brother god damn it............... Who is tellin him where I was eh then?................. I isn't even knowin see?................. Sumbodyone elped him an I is gonna find all of em both I is.......

turn off the gps lest you be gridlocked...

[SEAWARRIOR]

Ahem.......... Anybodyone nearby is givin me a lift eh..........please..........

ain't close enough,,, if i was, you'd have to ride b!tch...

[Carl Estes]

Ahem.......... Anybodyone nearby is givin me a lift eh..........please..........

Wave your arms back and forth till you see somefink coming towards you.
It's either a rescue plane, or a Tomahawk........'
c

[sad_old_man]

ain't close enough,,, if i was, you'd have to ride b!tch...

It's ok I'll swim.........

[SEAWARRIOR]

It's ok I'll swim.........

might as well,,, you're already dressed...

[sad_old_man]

Mutter mutter................

[Carl Estes]

Mutter mutter................

All that for a "mutter mutter.......?

c

[castoridae]

Ok funny..........very funny........... If I is tellin you I is been eeten by a shark you is not finding that funny eh? I is gonna find out so better holdy up them likkle handiest now then eh?

I'm finkin its yous brudder - he tols us that we don't get nuffin o'yours cause he be the rightful inheritor. Even when I told him I gots dibs on dat yellow car, he says what yellow car, then he says that's belongin to the kid. So I tells him no way cause the kid lost one of his hundreds of iFingys and guess what?? Dat yellow car up an disappears right afore our eyes while we's be waitin to get on the boat thingy!!
So good fing your back, cause dat brudder gots all your stuff

[Carl Estes]

I'm finkin its yous brudder - he tols us that we don't get nuffin o'yours cause he be the rightful inheritor. Even when I told him I gots dibs on dat yellow car, he says what yellow car, then he says that's belongin to the kid. So I tells him no way cause the kid lost one of his hundreds of iFingys and guess what?? Dat yellow car up an disappears right afore our eyes while we's be waitin to get on the boat thingy!!
So good fing your back, cause dat brudder gots all your stuff

Keep checkin' on Ebay...........

c

[castoridae]

Why is it feelin sand in my bum then?

Sand sharks?

[Cynycl]

Why is it feelin sand in my bum then?

You passed out drunk?

You lost a bet?

Your wearing someone else's boxers?

[Cynycl]

ain't close enough,,, if i was, you'd have to ride b!tch...

Hope you got gas or grass, otherwise the cost to ride gets very steep

[bambinoitaliano]

Ok.....ok I is not bein appy see eh? And you lot is nowin why see eh? I is wantin to nose who it was that stitched me up see eh?

I is promisin to not bomb your house flat if you holded your likkle handy up and mit it eh? If you is doesn't mit and handiest up I is gonna bomb Everyfink personbodies see eh?

Who is it that pays my ugly bad tempered brother to kidnapping me in middle of night when I is just sittin speekin wiv some olive trees and I is bungled in a bag and then dressed up as a frog! Then I is thrown out into the see sea and wiv everybodies laughin see eh?

It is was one of yous so I is askin for a mission right now see?

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And is snot funny see?

Oh look what the kitty drag in.......

[bambinoitaliano]

TMI!! You iz tellin uz you got wrinkle bum. Hence it's picking up sand!! Maybe we can use u as sandbags when the snow finally melt over ere and cause flooding.

[bambinoitaliano]

It's ok I'll swim.........

that's funny...you swim... I think you just float around with no navigational control.

[bambinoitaliano]

Pssst lepregnome!! I know your thread been taken down....but I'm still holding you for the free playbooks when BB10 comes to it. You better get ready to clean up a couple of them and place them nicely in the box.I'm gonna claim them soon

[castoridae]

^ see that?? It was the cat, I knowed it from the start

[Angus_CB]

I've been trying to tell you people, it's always the cat.

[Barracuda7772]

I've known about sand sharks since my time in Albania (I hadn't actually been to Albania) albeit I was a prisoner of war (there's no war I'm aware of). It was a dark and scary time (actually the lights where really bright and the people were very friendly). All things considered I don't think I'd ever go back (if I ever went in the first place). I hear Syria is nice this time of year.....
(.i don't actually hear that)

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