[sad_old_man]

What took you so long? Time vortex troubles?

His glasses is steaming up cause he's finking bout the beaver see eh?

[Hirazi Blue]

His glasses is steaming up cause he's finking bout the beaver see eh?

Oh, you never got around telling him the truth about the beaver, then?

[sad_old_man]

Oh, you never got around telling him the truth about the beaver, then?

Na didn't want to dampen his spirits?

[Hirazi Blue]

Na didn't want to dampen his spirits?

That's actually quite nice of you, I think??? Let the man dream, he'll figure it out eventually...

[sad_old_man]

That's actually quite nice of you, I think??? Let the man dream, he'll figure it out eventually...

I'm hoping he doesn't?

[Hirazi Blue]

I'm hoping he doesn't?

Might indeed be best (for both of them, actually)...

[Pete The Penguin]

What took you so long? Time vortex troubles?

His glasses is steaming up cause he's finking bout the beaver see eh?

Oh, you never got around telling him the truth about the beaver, then?

Na didn't want to dampen his spirits?

That's actually quite nice of you, I think??? Let the man dream, he'll figure it out eventually...

I'm hoping he doesn't?

Might indeed be best (for both of them, actually)...

#4 No time vortex issues here

#2 Me specs ain't steamed up

#8 Not thinkin' abouts no beaver

#9 Me spirits are dry, ta muchly

#1 I figured it out

#7 There's no beaver here

# 11 I need to stock up on Jelly Babies

[castoridae]

His glasses is steaming up cause he's finking bout the beaver see eh?

Nevver mind! Only fing peoples need to know bout the beaver is she's in Copenhagen and not spelling very well just now.
Ovver den dat, every fing else is ok?

[Pete The Penguin]

Nevver mind! Only fing peoples need to know bout the beaver is she's in Copenhagen and not spelling very well just now.
Ovver den dat, every fing else is ok?

You is where?

[castoridae]

You is where?

Dis here beaver left Kananadah just in time cause its -15 wif windchill -25 an took off to Copenhagen cause I'ze da royal sir lady beaver - knighted by sir SOM him silly self an I gots to visit the likkle mermaid ( after havin to beat off several dozen Japenese tourists, who insist on climbing on fings for piktures)

[Pete The Penguin]

Dis here beaver left Kananadah just in time cause its -15 wif windchill -25 an took off to Copenhagen cause I'ze da royal sir lady beaver - knighted by sir SOM him silly self an I gots to visit the likkle mermaid ( after havin to beat off several dozen Japenese tourists, who insist on climbing on fings for piktures)

I was knitted by SOM too.

Them Japanese photo everything!

[Hirazi Blue]

Not to rain on mrs C.'s parade, but the little mermaid statue in Copenhagen is a highly overrated sight-seeing spot. The nice pictures they've taken from it only work from exactly one small perspective/POV, the rest of the surroundings are rather disappointing... When I was there last, it wasn't as idyllic as the pictures suggested. Not by a long shot. And I doubt much will have changed in the meantime.

[sad_old_man]

You is where?

Just turn left at Wigan muskrat and you can't miss it see eh?

[castoridae]

I was knitted by SOM too.

Them Japanese photo everything!

Photoing everything's great - just they be climbing up all over stuff so's everybodies else's can't see a frackin fingy!! One young Asia girl fell & was killed at Niagara falls - climbed over the railing for a pic. So seeing a grp of em in action quite daunting!
The likkle mermaid is darling though and the setting is perfect
Must go for a swim for new story - the beaver an the likkle mermaid

[Hirazi Blue]

Just turn left at Wigan muskrat and you can't miss it see eh?

I thought we already covered this ad nauseam. "Left" is not a good way to give directions unless you're certain the person you're giving directions to, is facing the exact same way.
Do some research: we've discussed this at length in this (or the "other") thread.

[sad_old_man]

photoing everything's great - just they be climbing up all over stuff so's everybodies else's can't see a frackin fingy!! One young asia girl fell & was killed at niagara falls - climbed over the railing for a pic. So seeing a grp of em in action quite daunting!
The likkle mermaid is darling though and the setting is perfect
must go for a swim for new story - the beaver an the likkle mermaid

you will get arrested?

[sad_old_man]

And not before time!

[Hirazi Blue]

you will get arrested?

Don't spoil the fun?

[sad_old_man]

Don't spoil the fun?

Ok I is sorry?

[castoridae]

you will get arrested?

Why - I not be climbin all over fingies?

[Cynycl]

This is going to be more popular than the McRib...........the new McOverdose

Police: Couple admits to heroin overdose at McDonald's play area in Green Twp. - Hamilton County Story

Report: Four women overdose on heroin at Midland McDonald's | MLive.com

Woman Found Slumped Over Counter at McDonald's Due to Apparent - WTRF 7 News Sports Weather - Wheeling Steubenville

I wonder if you get a free toy with that Happy Meal.

[sad_old_man]

I thought we already covered this ad nauseam. "Left" is not a good way to give directions unless you're certain the person you're giving directions to, is facing the exact same way.
Do some research: we've discussed this at length in this (or the "other") thread.

Shuddup silly canniballs see eh? Personbodys that live "THERE" don't understand lefts and Wrights see eh?

Psssssst think hillbilliys see eh................six fingers and seven toes...............erm may I introduce my wife and sister to you (the same person)..............Ahem get the meenings see eh? I worry bout you sumtimes canniballs.............i allus thought you was highway wise see eh?

[Pete The Penguin]

Just turn left at Wigan muskrat and you can't miss it see eh?

Left at Wigan? Oh bugger, I turned right!!

[castoridae]

Left at Wigan? Oh bugger, I turned right!!

That's because you haven't learned your name yet - how can you know where to go when you don’t know what you are??
If you'd paid attention when they called out 'hey muskrat - turn left' you'd a been ok, see eh?

[sad_old_man]

Left at Wigan? Oh bugger, I turned right!!

Remedy?:

6. Associated yourselves wiv the baby firstest.
4. Pay the subscription and become a member of his exclusivity club.
1. One becumming members of sed club and are converted to googlisms you may buys your first googlesed devise.
7. Look up Wigan on Google.
9. Turn left at Wigan.
6. Forget any thoughts of leading a normal life again and accept the doctrine of THE GOOGLE.
1. Forget I mentioned 6 as you were never normal anyway.

Have a nice day?