[Carl Estes]

Wot you askin me for stupid kid?........... Yous is the merican one here see eh?

I think you mean him:

[Cynycl]

Wot you askin me for stupid kid?........... Yous is the merican one here see eh?

I'z only a north merican. We ain't gots no hombre's but we do has some homebrews

[Carl Estes]

I'z only a north merican. We ain't gots no hombre's but we do has some homebrews

I tried that about 2 years ago, until the container blew up, the closet in the cottage out back still smells of it........

c

[castoridae]

With Teefs, don't forget the teefs!!!!!!!

c

Toofies, its toifies!!

[Cynycl]

I tried that about 2 years ago, until the container blew up, the closet in the cottage out back still smells of it........

c

But of course. Everyone knows merican's don't know how to make beer.

[Carl Estes]

But of course. Everyone knows merican's don't know how to make beer.

Why, yes I duz, I gets into the motor carriage, go to the local purveyor of bokkles filled with all sortz of liquidz, and go pix out what I wantz,

THEN,

I gets back in the carriage, drive to my hovel, go inside, and drink till almost blind..........

c

[jpash549]

But of course. Everyone knows merican's don't know how to make beer.

But we do know how to make shine and import germans to to make the bier.

[sad_old_man]

Why, yes I duz, I gets into the motor carriage, go to the local purveyor of bokkles filled with all sortz of liquidz, and go pix out what I wantz,

THEN,

I gets back in the carriage, drive to my hovel, go inside, and drink till almost blind..........

c

Why only almost? Is you a part time eh see?

[Hirazi Blue]

But we do know how to make shine and import germans to to make the bier.

That's based on the fallacy that Germans know how to make beer. THEY DON'T. They pride themselves on knowing, but they know nothing. If you have to hijack some Europeans to make you some beer, I'd go for Belgians (and preferably Belgian monks).

[Pete The Penguin]

probably not good, you know what fish do in the water.....YUK!!!!!!

c

Yeah...
*eats a whole box of Jelly Babies*

[Pete The Penguin]

That's based on the fallacy that Germans know how to make beer. THEY DON'T. They pride themselves on knowing, but they know nothing. If you have to hijack some Europeans to make you some beer, I'd go for Belgians (and preferably Belgian monks).

I wholeheartedly second that. Especially if said monks are Trappist/Cistercian.

Though I no longer drink beer :sad:

[Pete The Penguin]

Toofies, its toifies!!

I'll have toffee, if you're offering.

[castoridae]

I'll have toffee, if you're offering.

No. You may not have any toffee cause dem teensy likkle muskrat toofies can only nibbles on dem jelly babies what yous is always goings on abouts

Also: toifees was a spelling mistake cause I'm jetlagged and brain dead.

[Hirazi Blue]

Must resist cynical reply. Shucks, too late...

[Pete The Penguin]

No. You may not have any toffee cause dem teensy likkle muskrat toofies can only nibbles on dem jelly babies what yous is always goings on abouts

Also: toifees was a spelling mistake cause I'm jetlagged and brain dead.

I'm a hamster wif a sweet tooth, I'll let you have a Jelly Baby for a piece of toffee

[Pete The Penguin]

Must resist cynical reply. Shucks, too late...

Must resist sarcastic reply to cynical reply

[Hirazi Blue]

Must resist to reply. PERIOD. Man, this is hard...

[Carl Estes]

Why only almost? Is you a part time eh see?

Hey, I still have to be able to find "The Target" in the bathroom..........

c

[Cynycl]

Hey, I still have to be able to find "The Target" in the bathroom..........

c

That's what the deep trough is for.

Lightweight

[sad_old_man]

Hey, I still have to be able to find "The Target" in the bathroom..........

c

Is the garden not a big enough target for you to hit????? Reminded mees not to goes shootin wiv yous then eh?

[Cynycl]

Is the garden not a big enough target for you to hit????? Reminded mees not to goes shootin wiv yous then eh?

I don't think you need to worry about anyone wanting to huntin with you ole man. We've heard the stories. No manner of flora or fauna is safe.

[sad_old_man]

I don't think you need to worry about anyone wanting to huntin with you ole man. We've heard the stories. No manner of flora or fauna is safe.

Simple........eh? Don't dress up as a tree?

[Pete The Penguin]

Simple........eh? Don't dress up as a tree?

Or a beaver.

[Pete The Penguin]

Must resist to reply. PERIOD. Man, this is hard...

Still resisting a sarcastic reply...

[Hirazi Blue]

Still resisting a sarcastic reply...

What took you so long? Time vortex troubles?