[Cynycl]

I didn't really understand F2's point in the post you just quoted.
In this day and age the only way you can force yourself to eating anything at all
is by not knowing/vehemently ignoring what's in your food.
NOT knowing, sadly, is key to survival...

You are what you eat

[sad_old_man]

I didn't really understand F2's point in the post you just quoted.
In this day and age the only way you can force yourself to eating anything at all
is by not knowing/vehemently ignoring what's in your food.
NOT knowing, sadly, is key to survival...

And also death!

[Hirazi Blue]

You are what you eat

By that token, I, for one, am human...

[castoridae]

Ok, I do not know what Gooseberry posted @ 9:19 a.m. in reply to F2, but I'm at work and my government computer has censored it.

[sad_old_man]

Ok, I do not know what Gooseberry posted @ 9:19 a.m. in reply to F2, but I'm at work and my government computer has censored it.

Oh you must work for the national parks authority being a beaver eh? well done. Which park do you work in? It must be a good one if they give the inmates computers?

[FF22]

I didn't really understand F2's point in the post you just quoted.
In this day and age the only way you can force yourself to eating anything at all
is by not knowing/vehemently ignoring what's in your food.
NOT knowing, sadly, is key to survival...

Don't blame me, blame AARP - it was their article. If I had ever noted that ingredient, I probably did not know what it was or where it was derived from.

[sad_old_man]

Don't blame me, blame AARP - it was their article. If I had ever noted that ingredient, I probably did not know what it was or where it was derived from.

That's what all guilty beaver killing, beaver arse stealing polar bears say when they are caught red handed.............. Guilty as charged your worshipfulness.............you are hereby sentenced to be banished to the colonies for...........oh your already there........in that case you are............don't worry I'll think of something equally despicable.......

[castoridae]

Oh you must work for the national parks authority being a beaver eh? well done. Which park do you work in? It must be a good one if they give the inmates computers?

Yes and they have 6 ft beavers - many visitors confuse them with giant mice

[dphjeff]

Yes and they have 6 ft beavers - many visitors confuse them with giant mice

You have big beavers in Canada

[castoridae]

By that token, I, for one, am human...

Do we have a cannibal here to boot?? Beavers and leprechauns and cannibals - oh my.

[castoridae]

Ok, I do not know what Gooseberry posted @ 9:19 a.m. in reply to F2, but I'm at work and my government computer has censored it.

Ok, now that I'm home, it appears that the government doesn't like the Police. Weird.

[castoridae]

You have big beavers in Canada

Yes, big fraken beavers with 10 inch teeth!

[dphjeff]

Yes, big fraken beavers with 10 inch teeth!

I don't want to mess with something like that

[castoridae]

I don't want to mess with something like that

Here you go...

[FF22]

That's what all guilty beaver killing, beaver arse stealing polar bears say when they are caught red handed.............. Guilty as charged your worshipfulness.............you are hereby sentenced to be banished to the colonies for...........oh your already there........in that case you are............don't worry I'll think of something equally despicable.......

That's red fanged you midget.

Banished to merry ol' England and English food!

[Hirazi Blue]

Do we have a cannibal here to boot?? Beavers and leprechauns and cannibals - oh my.

The list is quite a bit longer: a fish (back by popular demand), a dog, a duck, a cat, a baby, 12 NSA snoops (at least), a statue... Sorry, I'm sure I missed a few, but it gets increasingly difficult to keep track of them all & also have something resembling an actual life in the meantime...
Aforementioned list doesn't even take the "gender-bending"
that was quite the rage a while back into account.

[sad_old_man]

The list is quite a bit longer: a fish (back by popular demand), a dog, a duck, a cat, a baby, 12 NSA snoops (at least), a statue... Sorry, I'm sure I missed a few, but it gets increasingly difficult to keep track of them all & also have something resembling an actual life in the meantime...
Aforementioned list doesn't even take the "gender-bending"
that was quite the rage a while back into account.

You do know your talking to a 10ft beaver with 6in teeth? He's also another one of those feds?

[dphjeff]

You do know your talking to a 10ft beaver with 6in teeth? He's also another one of those feds?

S_O_M don't make the beaver bigger than it already is. It was 6 feet with 10 inch teeth.

[Hirazi Blue]

You do know your talking to a 10ft beaver with 6in teeth? He's also another one of those feds?

Well, I didn't make fun of them, I just hinted at the fact that they're all-pervasive. But you're right, even that's "treading on thin ice" these days. They, however, already know where I live, what my phone number is, email address, favorite restaurant, my culinary preferences. What's the worst that could happen?

[sad_old_man]

Well, I didn't make fun of them, I just hinted at the fact that they're all-pervasive. But you're right, even that's "treading on thin ice" these days. They, however, already know where I live, what my phone number is, email address, favorite restaurant, my culinary preferences. What's the worst that could happen?

You end up with one of them sat in your house all night boring you to death. At one point I contemplated slitting my wrists with a rusty paper clip to get away from his stupidity?

S_O_M don't make the beaver bigger than it already is. It was 6 feet with 10 inch teeth.

He said it not me so there......

[sad_old_man]

Dear lord, I know that you don't like me just as most people on this site don't, but if I could just beginning one favour from you it would be this.

WHY WILL YOU NOT LET ME POST PICTURES FROM MY PLAYBOOK?

I HAVN'T murdered any babies YET, I HAVN'T been a bad boy, in fact that's impossible as I am a leprechaun.

walked away slowly crying and muttering obscenities against spiteful moderators..............oh and stupid feds......oh and.........ah forget it I'm too tired...........

[Cynycl]

Dear lord, I know that you don't like me just as most people on this site don't, but if I could just beginning one favour from you it would be this.

WHY WILL YOU NOT LET ME POST PICTURES FROM MY PLAYBOOK?

are you using the crapberry app or the browser ?

Quick fix............head down to Wallywurld and let your freak flag fly, pick up a Hisense Sero Pro 7, problem solved. Well at least your picture posting problem. I don't think it will have any bearing on how God feels about you

[sad_old_man]

are you using the crapberry app or the browser ?

Or origami browser, or fast browser, or the pb standard browser. When I login from my laptop everything is in a column on the left hand side of the screen. After refreshing the screen four times it miraculously appears normal only to revert to being squashed back on the left hand side after posting. Therefore you do the maths. From initial login on my laptop to successfully making three posts I have had to refresh the screen that many times I ring the fed that nearly bored me to death last night and invite him back for dinner?

Therefore I can only conclude that it's my account settings. But what do I know, I'm only a stupid ignorant gnome.

ps who gives up.........oh never mind

[Cynycl]

Or origami browser, or fast browser, or the pb standard browser. When I login from my laptop everything is in a column on the left hand side of the screen. After refreshing the screen four times it miraculously appears normal only to revert to being squashed back on the left hand side after posting. Therefore you do the maths. From initial login on my laptop to successfully making three posts I have had to refresh the screen that many times I ring the fed that nearly bored me to death last night and invite him back for dinner?

Therefore I can only conclude that it's my account settings. But what do I know, I'm only a stupid ignorant gnome.

ps who gives up.........oh never mind

Perhaps if you get banned again, when you get parole your settings might be back to normal

[castoridae]

Well, I didn't make fun of them, I just hinted at the fact that they're all-pervasive. But you're right, even that's "treading on thin ice" these days. They, however, already know where I live, what my phone number is, email address, favorite restaurant, my culinary preferences. What's the worst that could happen?

They could actually start watching you