1. jackroyjonny's Avatar
    i want my piece to be able to butter my bread,blow me and be able to glass objects which basically means plasma pistol yo itz a stuggle to not be able to do that......i know all u crackberrys have thought about it so any replies are not just to trol but for all of us...for a laugh and creativity skills
    Last edited by jackroyjonny; 08-11-09 at 03:25 PM. Reason: b
    08-11-09 03:20 PM
  2. anon(1754793)'s Avatar
    Horrible first post, and Id get ready for anyone else to read this cause their not going to be so nice ie: delete and then you have no posts.
    08-11-09 03:24 PM
  3. tom108's Avatar
    isn't it nap time for you or something?
    08-11-09 03:28 PM
  4. orangesonoma's Avatar
    this thread makes me want to throw my storm down the garbage disposal
    08-11-09 05:14 PM
  5. stormcenter's Avatar
    i want my piece to be able to butter my bread,blow me and be able to glass objects which basically means plasma pistol yo itz a stuggle to not be able to do that......i know all u crackberrys have thought about it so any replies are not just to trol but for all of us...for a laugh and creativity skills
    That post crosses the line. Get ready to be banned.
    08-11-09 05:51 PM
  6. Dave12308's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    08-11-09 05:52 PM
  7. elliottness218's Avatar
    Ouch!

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    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    08-11-09 05:55 PM
  8. blackberryjoel's Avatar
    ???? That's all I have to say. Sounds like someone need a woman in his life.

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    08-11-09 06:01 PM
  9. Ohm4's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    I love you
    08-11-09 06:16 PM
  10. sukillallhumans's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    LMAO

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    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    08-11-09 06:31 PM
  11. Dave12308's Avatar
    I love you
    *LOL* Thanks.... I posted that out of sheer frustration and disbelief with the original poster. I felt that it warranted an equally ridiculous response. I am somewhat surprised my little comment didn't earn me a ban or warning, though....

    And OP, I believe you're incorrect, i'd say that most Crackberrians HAVE NOT thought of these things that you mention. BTW, good luck in finding a place to put "it" so your Storm can "blow" you.... Although perhaps "it" is just the right size to fit inside the headphone jack? Well, I guess as they say, "Any port in a Storm"
    Last edited by Dave12308; 08-12-09 at 11:36 AM.
    08-12-09 11:32 AM
  12. blsblaze's Avatar
    Well I want it o transform into a money printing maching. Also to have the capability to turn into various sports cars. About getting a BJ from a storm, I think that is just a strange thought.
    08-12-09 11:59 AM
  13. yogi's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    Well said.
    08-12-09 12:02 PM
  14. bbstormgirl_0902's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    hahaha. well said. well said.

    i dont think i've ever had the thought of "what I want my 'piece' (wtf?) to do"... i think its pretty handy as a phone.
    08-12-09 01:48 PM
  15. kevin77's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    I do not recommend this. It hurts and now I have a broken phone!
    08-12-09 08:47 PM
  16. gnh5002's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone
    i just ROFLMAO'd
    08-12-09 08:49 PM
  17. jyoonie's Avatar
    It's simple, jackroyjonny - if you want your Storm (or your 'piece' as you call it) to BLOW you, here's what you do.

    Step 1 - Shatter your Storm's glass screen
    Step 2 - Rub your schlong (if you actually have one) vigorously against the broken glass
    Step 3 - Tell the Storm that the blood is a "blood sacrifice"
    Step 4 - Consult a psychiatrist
    Step 5 - Sell your Storm, because you're not mature enough for a SMARTphone

    AHAHAHAAHAHA
    08-12-09 10:01 PM
  18. stillborn86's Avatar
    This is one of the most ridiculous posts I have ever seen. I think this guy made his user name for the sole purpose of making this post. I have lost even more faith in the human race...
    08-12-09 11:06 PM
  19. xTDWx's Avatar
    You all make me laugh.
    08-12-09 11:23 PM
  20. crakky's Avatar
    What exactly was this thread supposed to accomplish? Stop wasting space and return your "piece." Its people like you that make the rest of us look bad.
    08-13-09 12:37 AM
  21. Jmosack606's Avatar
    Im Guessing This Thread Was Put Up As An Attempt At Making Us All Laugh.

    And Dont Correct Me Im Yelling Lol
    08-13-09 12:42 AM
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