Post your cheesy KEYone-liner!!!

Here we go...! This should be good for a few laughs (maybe even a few tears, while laughing).

I'll give a few examples to start. And remember, feel free to contribute your own (bad, good, negative, positive, with your own choice of cheese...no discrimination here, please) cheesy KEYone-liner!

- "Yeah, the colours on your AMOLed really pop. But, DOES YOUR SCREEN POP?!!!!"

- "So, tell me. How many hours SOT can your baby handle?"

- "KEYone owners like theirs Asian-Canadian!"

I apologise if my KEYone-liners cause offence, but so does my KEYboard. I have a licence to, along with TCL!!!

Catch my drift...ENJOY!!!

"KEYone owners do it with their convenience KEY!!!"

This....

"So {name of prospective partner}, I'm missing a long press {first name initial}, and I'd love for it to be your number..."

terrible...

KEYᵒⁿᵉ owners don't like it in the dark so good thing their keyboard light bleeds.

You've got the oneKEY to my heart [emoji8]