[EndRacism]

Midnight the 31st is a short time away, when American's can order the KEYone, this will be a high stress situation for many over the age of 50 and those obese American's. So I strongly suggest that those two group mentioned, park their car in your local hospital Emergency Room Parking lot or even wait inside as you order your KEYone when midnight arrives.

You are at high risk of coronary obstruction until after midnight! Don't take this causally as you may not survive to enjoy you new KEYone!

Hopefully we will all be able to meet on the other side (May 31) and come back here to Crackberry to share our joy!

Peace Be With You.

(The above is a humorous tongue in cheek post, not meant to insult anyone.)

[Dunt Dunt Dunt]

So all we need to do to see if the KEYone is selling well.... is check to see if the heart attack rate goes up tomorrow?

[Tim-ANC]

I would think the rate would go up if its NOT selling.