1. biomindscape's Avatar
    Latest Info on the release of 5.0 OS for 8330's
    It should be released in week 14 of year 2017
    **new features with 5.0**
    *Bluetooth Mental telepathy enabled
    *retina scan video player (enables video's to be uploaded straight to your brain by way of feature #1)
    *discontinued vibrate feature and added shock feature (never miss a phone call again)
    *blackberry messanger 6.0 (teleports contact directly to you - no more typing needed)
    *Anti-theft (phone Explodes if lost - no more searching for lost phone)
    *LED changer (converts LED into open flame - handy among smokers)
    *No more battery pulls-now powered by hopes and dreams

    If you know of any otrher features let me know . . . . Lol

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    09-07-09 01:09 PM
  2. ItsMoo's Avatar
    Worthless post is worthless.

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    09-07-09 01:31 PM
  3. goodB0Y's Avatar
    Worthless post is worthless.

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    what? no sense of humor?

    This is ridiculous...
    this is awesome news...

    I'm looking forward to the "led flame-thrower" .... tied of having to rub two sticks together to light my cigarettes...

    *EDIT*

    I am concerned about the Bluetooth Mental telepathy. I get a nasty rash when I use bluetooth...haahahahaha
    Last edited by goodB0Y; 09-07-09 at 02:15 PM.
    09-07-09 02:09 PM
  4. angelgirl_97868's Avatar
    I for one thought this was freaking hilarious! Very creative

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    09-07-09 02:36 PM
  5. russnash's Avatar
    Don't forget the new game, iPhone Breaker, tazers nearby iPhone users and EMP's their phone.

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    09-07-09 02:52 PM
  6. redhdgirl417's Avatar
    Thanks for the laugh! Maybe we'll all chill out about wanting that 5.0 release and just be happy with what we've got!
    09-07-09 05:32 PM
  7. abtxpress's Avatar
    All to funny. By far not a worthless post, well all need a good laugh.
    09-07-09 05:40 PM
  8. max7049's Avatar
    i'm counting the days until 5.0.....cant wait
    09-07-09 06:01 PM
  9. biomindscape's Avatar
    lmfao @ Iphone breaker . . . . Didn't Bill Gates have his hands in on making that app .

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    09-07-09 06:54 PM
  10. flash24's Avatar
    Too bad it wont be 5.0 by then, it will be 6.0
    09-07-09 07:11 PM
  11. tmarkt's Avatar
    So what's up with 5.0? Are we ever going to get it?
    09-07-09 11:59 PM
  12. mexiken's Avatar
    Don't forget the new game, iPhone Breaker, tazers nearby iPhone users and EMP's their phone.

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    ROFL, best post. Ever.
    09-08-09 12:02 AM
  13. VxROxV's Avatar
    HahHAAHAh LOL!!!! and to think i was getting frustrated with my OS Update problem...
    09-08-09 07:51 AM
  14. witty1's Avatar
    hahaha the iphone emp is friggin ridiculous! thats comedy!
    09-08-09 08:17 AM
  15. PastorTJ's Avatar
    OK, I needed that laugh today. Thanks you guys!!
    09-08-09 08:19 AM
  16. MizMimi's Avatar
    LMAO Great post. I have BBM 5.0 installed and it has worked excellent since day one.
    09-08-09 10:59 AM
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