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  1. CivilDissident's Avatar
    BlackBerry assistant ---->assistant----->a s s---->cute a s s--->ashley???

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    Haha My name is Ashley, I'd feel oddly narcissistic addressing my BlackBerry Assistant as such... But I like your thinking!

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    07-12-15 09:28 AM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    Yes it's wrong but as long you don't get a shock from it be as kinky as ya want
    CivilDissident likes this.
    07-12-15 09:37 AM
  3. Mausje75's Avatar
    Haha My name is Ashley, I'd feel oddly narcissistic addressing my BlackBerry Assistant as such... But I like your thinking!

    Posted via CB10
    Ehhh... sorry?

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    07-12-15 11:36 AM
  4. paulwallace1234's Avatar
    First Gay Marriage, next phone Marriage lol
    07-12-15 03:25 PM
  5. TorchFrank's Avatar
    Nah ... live a little... put a dab of jam on the back of it... will taste better...
    hahahaha not sure how your comment was overlooked until now

    Posted via CB10
    07-12-15 05:15 PM
  6. richrockx's Avatar
    Yes

    Z10 via CB10
    07-12-15 07:05 PM
  7. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    Or *marriage.
    07-12-15 07:08 PM
  8. rebroker2009's Avatar
    And I keep reading

    Blackberry Passport running 10.3.2.2339
    07-12-15 07:10 PM
  9. LuxuryTouringZone's Avatar
    This thread is whack.
    07-12-15 07:19 PM
  10. LostOnThePianoRoll's Avatar
    You realize there's a good chance there is fecal matter on your phone right?

    Posted via CB10
    And how else do you expect us to clean said fecal matter?

    Posted via CB10
    07-12-15 07:21 PM
  11. moegh's Avatar
    If someone touch your phone then don't u ever do it for u and for other people safety, lol

     CB10 - Q10 - 10.3.2.680 
    07-12-15 07:23 PM
  12. Fleeting's Avatar
    07-12-15 10:07 PM
  13. Al moon's Avatar
    geez whatever happened to bangin hookers
    07-12-15 11:41 PM
  14. james-007's Avatar
    I think the person should try licking the battery terminals for some real shocking action. I mean you are after all licking your phone and probably want something in return.... right????
    07-13-15 01:11 AM
  15. Fleeting's Avatar
    "Real shocking action"

    I appreciate your pun.

    Posted via CB10 on BlackBerry Q10
    07-13-15 02:48 AM
  16. Trauma Surgeon's Avatar
    Lick away. Just stay away from my Passport.

    Posted via CB10
    07-13-15 03:54 AM
  17. MC_A_DOT's Avatar
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this thread delivers haha.

    Almost choked on my breakfast
    Last edited by MC_A_DOT; 07-14-15 at 04:03 AM.
    07-13-15 04:05 AM
  18. Mausje75's Avatar
    geez whatever happened to bangin hookers
    That's soooo 2014

    Phone licking is trending... But not just licking.. there are different degrees of licking..

    - ice-cream licking
    - lollipop licking
    - I love my phone licking
    - I really love my phone licking

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    07-13-15 04:22 AM
  19. madman0141's Avatar
    Does it lick back? Does it want you to tell it you love it? Does it still work if you have another phone in your hand? I gotta know man!
    07-13-15 04:28 AM
  20. Mausje75's Avatar
    Does it still work if you have another phone in your hand? I gotta know man!
    No... your phone will think you cheating on it... it will lag on you... do random restarts... and so on... and you may not lick it again for a looooong wile...



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    07-13-15 05:45 AM
  21. anon3700711's Avatar
    You people need Jesus.
    JAS0NB0URNE likes this.
    07-13-15 06:42 AM
  22. johnnydoesai's Avatar
    Sometimes I do. Also I am using the post to see if the double typing issue has disappeared on my Classic. Apparently it did!


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    07-13-15 07:01 AM
  23. kellyjdrummer's Avatar
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this thread delivers haha.

    Almost chocked on my breakfast
    I have to ask. How does one "chock?"

    Composed using photons collected for use in the Galaxy Note 4.
    07-13-15 07:09 AM
  24. Mausje75's Avatar
    You people need Jesus.
    No thanks... my phone will do..

    Posted via my awesome Classic
    07-13-15 08:18 AM
  25. bruce73's Avatar
    You realize there's a good chance there is fecal matter on your phone right?

    Posted via CB10
    Where do you keep your phone??
    dalight13 likes this.
    07-13-15 08:57 AM
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