Is it wrong to lick your Classic?

07-14-15 04:16 AM

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CivilDissident

Originally Posted by Mausje75

BlackBerry assistant ---->assistant----->a s s---->cute a s s--->ashley???

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Haha My name is Ashley, I'd feel oddly narcissistic addressing my BlackBerry Assistant as such... But I like your thinking!

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07-12-15 09:28 AM

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kbz1960

Doesn't Matter

Yes it's wrong but as long you don't get a shock from it be as kinky as ya want

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07-12-15 09:37 AM

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Mausje75

Originally Posted by CivilDissident

Haha My name is Ashley, I'd feel oddly narcissistic addressing my BlackBerry Assistant as such... But I like your thinking!

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Ehhh... sorry?

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07-12-15 11:36 AM

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paulwallace1234

First Gay Marriage, next phone Marriage lol

07-12-15 03:25 PM

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TorchFrank

Originally Posted by dbmalloy

Nah ... live a little... put a dab of jam on the back of it... will taste better...

hahahaha not sure how your comment was overlooked until now

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07-12-15 05:15 PM

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richrockx

Yes

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07-12-15 07:05 PM

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kellyjdrummer

Or *marriage.

07-12-15 07:08 PM

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anon(1852343)

And I keep reading

Blackberry Passport running 10.3.2.2339

07-12-15 07:10 PM

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LuxuryTouringZone
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This thread is whack.

07-12-15 07:19 PM

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LostOnThePianoRoll

Originally Posted by RoyaleWChz

You realize there's a good chance there is fecal matter on your phone right?

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And how else do you expect us to clean said fecal matter?

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07-12-15 07:21 PM

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moegh

If someone touch your phone then don't u ever do it for u and for other people safety, lol

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07-12-15 07:23 PM

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Fleeting

07-12-15 10:07 PM

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Al moon

geez whatever happened to bangin hookers

07-12-15 11:41 PM

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james-007

I think the person should try licking the battery terminals for some real shocking action. I mean you are after all licking your phone and probably want something in return.... right????

07-13-15 01:11 AM

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Fleeting

"Real shocking action"

I appreciate your pun.

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07-13-15 02:48 AM

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Trauma Surgeon

Lick away. Just stay away from my Passport.

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07-13-15 03:54 AM

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MC_A_DOT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this thread delivers haha.

Almost choked on my breakfast

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07-13-15 04:05 AM

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Mausje75

Originally Posted by Al moon

geez whatever happened to bangin hookers

That's soooo 2014

Phone licking is trending... But not just licking.. there are different degrees of licking..

- ice-cream licking
- lollipop licking
- I love my phone licking
- I really love my phone licking

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07-13-15 04:22 AM

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madman0141

Does it lick back? Does it want you to tell it you love it? Does it still work if you have another phone in your hand? I gotta know man!

07-13-15 04:28 AM

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Mausje75

Originally Posted by madman0141

Does it still work if you have another phone in your hand? I gotta know man!

No... your phone will think you cheating on it... it will lag on you... do random restarts... and so on... and you may not lick it again for a looooong wile...

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07-13-15 05:45 AM

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anon3700711

You people need Jesus.

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07-13-15 06:42 AM

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johnnydoesai

Sometimes I do. Also I am using the post to see if the double typing issue has disappeared on my Classic. Apparently it did!

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07-13-15 07:01 AM

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kellyjdrummer

Originally Posted by MC_A_DOT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this thread delivers haha.

Almost chocked on my breakfast

I have to ask. How does one "chock?"

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07-13-15 07:09 AM

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Mausje75

Originally Posted by CatlinFD

You people need Jesus.

No thanks... my phone will do..

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07-13-15 08:18 AM

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bruce73

Originally Posted by RoyaleWChz

You realize there's a good chance there is fecal matter on your phone right?

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Where do you keep your phone??

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07-13-15 08:57 AM

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