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  1. Elephant_Canyon's Avatar
    This is the tanks I receive.
    Terrible puns are not going to improve your situation.
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    04-11-16 09:03 AM
  2. LSDBerry's Avatar
    Insert a bitcoin in a pigeon's end it should enlarge into an elephant size. Hop on the back of the enlarged sparrow, and turn the tail counter clockwise three times. It will fly you to Lambada planet.. just around the corner there behind the gas station you'll find dope and hope store. Buy 1 ton of Alien's Chest Hair and fit it into the pigeon's ear. You should be sent into an Ubuntu terminal. Take the remaining of your BlackBerry and scatter them in the air and zing out loud "I came in like a wrecking ball" but don't forget to take the SIM card off or otherwise you won't be able to do 9G calls. Your data will be restored into a block of ice. Sit on it, till it melts, and there you go!

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    I followed the instructions to the letter - I recovered my data from the block of ice, but it appeared to have been restored to a box of punch cards.

    The punch cards were soggy from the ice melting and I wasn't sure what to do, so I drove over them with a tank to see if that would help. Now the punch cards are like papier mache and pretty much unrecognisable.

    Additionally, as I was sitting on the ice block my genetalia froze solid. When I stood up, they fell off. With all the papier mache'd punch cards on the ground, I now can't find them at all. I think the giant pigeon may have eaten them as I saw it pecking around where they fell, but I was too busy driving the tank to check it out. Now the pigeon has flown away, and I still don't have my data.

    I am really out of ideas now! HELP!!1!



    Posted via CB10
    04-11-16 09:26 AM
  3. menshawy's Avatar
    I followed the instructions to the letter - I recovered my data from the block of ice, but it appeared to have been restored to a box of punch cards.

    The punch cards were soggy from the ice melting and I wasn't sure what to do, so I drove over them with a tank to see if that would help. Now the punch cards are like papier mache and pretty much unrecognisable.

    Additionally, as I was sitting on the ice block my genetalia froze solid. When I stood up, they fell off. With all the papier mache'd punch cards on the ground, I now can't find them at all. I think the giant pigeon may have eaten them as I saw it pecking around where they fell, but I was too busy driving the tank to check it out. Now the pigeon has flown away, and I still don't have my data.

    I am really out of ideas now! HELP!!1!



    Posted via CB10
    I tell you what to do again.

    Punch the first person you meet on Tuesday when the time shows 4:20. That punch will go and leaves you with the cards. Take out the Jack of Spades, and shuffle him with the rest of the Queens from the deck of cards. Cut off the J letter from the Jack and that's how you get your genitals back. As for the data I have to assure you that you will receive them attached to the pegion's feet as I'm sending it back now from Middle Earth

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    04-11-16 09:42 AM
  4. KemKev's Avatar
    You really shouldn't have tried that Berry LSD!
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    04-11-16 11:11 AM
  5. filanto's Avatar
    Accidentally drove over my Classic with a tank - HELP-1604823_10152045882882596_5406403648022923221_n.jpg rinse the cards off with dehydrated water. It will displace the regular water with dry water

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    04-11-16 11:27 AM
  6. dracolnyte's Avatar
    So what's worse, going to jail or the divorce?

    Posted with my Passport SE
    jail. going into marriage is like throwing your freedom away so a divorce would be opposite
    04-11-16 11:27 AM
  7. Bla1ze's Avatar
    I tried, but the liquor told me to drink more.

    Posted via CB10


    This is a good spot to close this thread.
    04-11-16 03:52 PM
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