Things that will happen before the Bold 9900 arrives
Okay, this is just a bit of fun, partly to poke fun at the fact that the 9900 is taking quite a while to arrive. This is partly inspired by the coincidence that the 9900 was officially revealed on the day that Bin Laden was killed, and today Al-Quedia announced a new leader, so that happened before the Bold was released (okay, I know this is a weird association, but the 9900 announcement came on a weird day with Bin Laden getting smoked).
We've also seen the Bruins end their quest for the Stanley Cup, and the Mavs win their first title (I think they were shaping up against the Lakers when the 9900 was announced).
So... what else will happen before the Bold 9900 is released? Will the NFL lockout end beforehand? The NBA lockout? Will man walk on Mars? Suggestions, sensible, silly and otherwise below...