a.july 4th macy's fireworks
b.another national disaster(tsunami,earthquake)
c.another nadal/federer showdown at a wimbeldon final
d.as common,another political sex scandal.
e.mlb pitcher throws a no hitter/perfect game.
the entire southern half of the country will experience triple digit heat...
a summer blockbuster will inexplicably fail, while another will inexplicably attract movie goers...
Oprah will lose 45 lbs.
Lady Gaga will go away
People will finally realize Dane Cook isn't funny
There will be a ban on all television shows filmed in or around New Jersey.
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PRESS RELEASE: It is said that there will be many things coming to past before the well announced BlackBerry Bold 9900/9930 hits the market. Here are some things that WILL happen before the new BlackBerry arrives:
- Catholic Church will buy Apple Inc.
- Flying Cars will become standard
- Fully automatic human-like robots will roam the Earth
- Catholic Church then buys Microsoft and Sony Inc.
- Education will become Extinct
- Smartphones will become 3mm thin with 4.5 gHz processors
- Acoustic music becomes Extinct
- The Moon vanishes
- WWIII (World War 3)
- Human Population drops dramatically
- Cats take over the World
- The Human Species becomes Extinct
- The Earth shrinks and wrinkles
- Earth loses its orbit around the sun and floats away into the depths of space
- Ice Age...
- Everything Extinct except Research In Motion HeadQuarters
After all these things, RIM finally launches its LLOONNGG awaited BlackBerry Bold 9900/9930. RIM is marked as the Top Smartphone manufacturer. BlackBerry sales increase 110% in the year 4009. RIM shows the dirt details on their new Smartphone launch performance. They've sold the new BlackBerry to the ''entire world.''When asked to be more specific by the dirt, RIM said,'' We have sold our new product to all our 10 remaining RIM represenatives. As you all are aware that the the whole World now works for us.'' Jim Baisillie and Mike Lazardis become President and Vice President of the World. Everything seems to be going well for RIM and their 10 represenatives on Earth. Earth at that time will be as big as a football field. Rim represenatives conduct experiments only to find out that the whole human species didn't actually die out, but moved to Mars where Apple combined with Microsoft and Sony. RIM and its little minions were left in the dark billions of trillions of light years away!
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I would say Duke Nukem Forever will be released, and up until last Monday that would have been true. So now we can all point at 3dRealms as an example of what happens when a company takes too long to get a product to the people that want it.
On the other hand, if I can wait 14 years for a game, a few months isn't going to bug me waiting for a phone.
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The terrorists blow up the whole of the UK to the point it can never be rebuilt because all the radiactivity present in the country makes it completely inhabitable. Everyone living there at the time of the bombings (me included) will be dead. This will be used as an example to the USA as to why you don't start a war in Iraq. The terrorists, being able to use BBM as a secure unhackable platform for their terrorist messages, will praise RIM as the lord.