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mrfreeze

Originally Posted by deremi

Tools not toys.

Already said.

03-20-17 05:35 PM

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eckl

Blackberry Passport 2.....

03-20-17 08:25 PM

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markmall

Politically incorrect:

John Chen is berry, berry pleased to meet you.

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03-20-17 09:54 PM

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fattyacid

Secured Android

love your curVes and all your edges all your peRfEct imPerfections

03-20-17 10:08 PM

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Nikola Adzic

We don't need no applications, we don't no ecosystem control

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03-21-17 01:58 PM

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Troy Tiscareno

"I support BlackBerry and I buy shares."

"I bought in at $40."

03-21-17 03:56 PM

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lasoiveille

10.3.2: PKB on myy Clasiic iss superriorr to virrtual.

10.3.3: stil going and totaly beter than before.

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03-21-17 05:36 PM

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lasoiveille

Stages of Blackberry 10 Ownership:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Android

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03-21-17 05:57 PM

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markmall

Originally Posted by lasoiveille

Stages of Blackberry 10 Ownership:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Android

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6. Deep depression

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03-21-17 06:11 PM

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lasoiveille

Originally Posted by markmall

6. Deep depression

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From a great height (the panic, the vomit, the panic, the vomit)

EDIT: I'll help out any clueless. . .It's two references.

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03-21-17 06:18 PM

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Bogdan Tudor Dan

CB10 update available.

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03-25-17 01:38 AM

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elfabio80

BlackBerry Keyone has the best ever keyboard!

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03-25-17 03:36 AM

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valer466

BlackBerry acquires WhatsApp for 30 Billion from Facebook.

03-25-17 06:30 AM

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BlackBerryPassport

BlackBerry fired John Chen and took all his money and invested in bb10

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03-25-17 02:42 PM

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Nikola Adzic

We preserve security

That's why we put android runtime on our devices

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03-25-17 04:09 PM

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markmall

John Chen was the only CEO brilliant enough to fire everyone and sell off everything -- including BBM and the smartphone business. He saved the company... which now consists of nothing!

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03-26-17 01:41 PM

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joeragan

Originally Posted by lasoiveille

10.3.2: PKB on myy Clasiic iss superriorr to virrtual.

10.3.3: stil going and totaly beter than before.

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LOL

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03-26-17 08:59 PM

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BlackBerryPassport

Originally Posted by markmall

John Chen was the only CEO brilliant enough to fire everyone and sell off everything -- including BBM and the smartphone business. He saved the company... which now consists of nothing!

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Every good things come to an end. BlackBerry too is in its last breath.
The trademark of BlackBerry was it's hardware since now its a software company, as the time passes only in CB BlackBerry will seen as a progressive company doing this that in real world BlackBerry is dead.

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03-26-17 11:27 PM

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Nikola Adzic

We are at 10.3.3.....

Where are you, iOS?!

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03-27-17 03:51 AM

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iled

Most awaited feature: NIAP certification.

03-27-17 08:35 AM

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Elephant_Canyon

Originally Posted by Nikola Adzic

We are at 10.3.3.....

Where are you, iOS?!

10.2.1?

Oh no, iOS is behind by 0.1.2 arbitrary numbers!

03-27-17 10:26 AM

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Elephant_Canyon

Originally Posted by Elephant_Canyon

10.2.1?

Oh no, iOS is behind by 0.1.2 arbitrary numbers!

Whoops, now it's 10.3. Way to make a fool of me by releasing a new update, Apple.

03-27-17 03:34 PM

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The_Passporter
Trusted Member

Picture password is coming to DTEK50...........right after the Passport gets Dark HUB. Expect it in coming days

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03-29-17 07:59 AM

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ganipooja

Next update with nougat 7.0.... hee... hee... hee...

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03-29-17 11:11 AM

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LSDBerry

It's not over until the fat lady sings. . .

It's not over until the fat lady has finished singing. . .

It's not over until the end of the first encore. . .

It's not over until the end of the second encore. . .

Keep singing, b1tch. We have your children.

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03-29-17 01:20 PM

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