From the beginning of time, it said that jokes are best cure for depression. Since there is a lot of depression on this forum (except on Android threads) , let's have some fun.
Rule is : make joke with painful truth.
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Long time no see - App announcement thread.
Life is short-like battery life on Z10
I have waited you for hours but you didnt show up! - Hub notification from Nemory Messenger (no offense, man, it's just 50-50 chance it do)