1. Fistmaster's Avatar
    Dears Sirs,

    As an all new armchair CEO, I need some BlackBerry managers.

    I guess 2015 will be a great year.

    I will pick up 2 new BlackBerry managers. Starting at January 1st 2015, you will get money, fame and power to take BlackBerry to new heights.

    Why should I hire you? And give me a cool and new idea BlackBerry need to become great!

    After the election we will visit Mr. John Chen to say hello and start working!

    Posted via CB10
    11-10-14 01:42 AM
  2. Pulkist's Avatar
    Dears Sirs,

    As an all new armchair CEO, I need some BlackBerry managers.

    I guess 2015 will be a great year.

    I will pick up 2 new BlackBerry managers. Starting at January 1st 2015, you will get money, fame and power to take BlackBerry to new heights.

    Why should I hire you? And give me a cool and new idea BlackBerry need to become great!

    After the election we will visit Mr. John Chen to say hello and start working!

    Posted via CB10
    I want to know exactly what you are smoking up?

    Posted via CB10
    11-10-14 03:29 AM
  3. benbraun322's Avatar
    I want to know exactly what you are smoking up?

    Posted via CB10
    And where I can get some of it....

    Posted via CB10
    11-10-14 03:35 AM
  4. Pulkist's Avatar
    And where I can get some of it....

    Posted via CB10
    Then we can become your Managers, heck, I'll even act like Alicia Keys.

    Posted via CB10
    11-10-14 03:45 AM
  5. Fistmaster's Avatar
    Smoking? LOL, this is obviously a UBER POLITICAL CORRECT forum, so please guys: No drugs

    So smoking won't do the cut, as I am preparing my suit for meeting Mr. Chen! Only 2 apprentices so far?

    Okay, so Pulkist and brenbraun are the contenders! So why should I hire you guys?

    You won't believe the corporate benefits and pay check you will receive!
    11-10-14 10:10 AM
  6. Prem WatsApp's Avatar
    Alright. A serious thread. Means business ;-)

    WIIFM?

    (what's in it for me?)

    ? ? ? Zzzzmoqin'.... ? ? ?
    11-19-14 04:01 PM
  7. Fistmaster's Avatar
    Alright. A serious thread. Means business ;-)

    WIIFM?

    (what's in it for me?)

    ? ? ? Zzzzmoqin'.... ? ? ?
    Prem Wotcha! You are the all new manager. 600.000 in Cash and a white Passport for you! What you say???
    11-29-14 10:33 AM
  8. Prem WatsApp's Avatar
    Prem Wotcha! You are the all new manager. 600.000 in Cash and a white Passport for you! What you say???
    I want stock options, LOL :-)

    ? ? ? Zzzzwipetyped from The Maskport - Zzzzmoqin'.... ? ? ?
    11-29-14 08:27 PM
  9. zephyr613's Avatar
    Count me in please - I don't need a new Passport, but I will only accept if I can still lurk in the "Leak" forums and play with new Operating systems..

    And as far as the "why" question, please see the numerous Blackberry devices I have used, bricked and restored to life in my signature below..
    11-29-14 08:51 PM
  10. Fistmaster's Avatar
    Okay. We found new managers here.

    Next week we have a meeting with Thorsten Heins! And guess what? I want him to Tag Team with John Chen! Because both can make more outta BB! MOre shares for us at the end.

    And yes. Stock options for you and "lurk" options for my other friend here. FREE Passports also for all Crackberry users.

    Any new suggestions here, Gentlemen? LOL
    11-30-14 06:57 AM
  11. 3MIKE's Avatar
    How about some blueberries in the corporate structure (french canadian)

    Z10 catch and release !!
    11-30-14 01:52 PM
  12. Fistmaster's Avatar
    How about some blueberries in the corporate structure (french canadian)

    Z10 catch and release !!
    I must ask Donald Trump here, as he will be our 4th manager. He is charge of the crazy things.
    11-30-14 03:10 PM
  13. zephyr613's Avatar
    I would also like to suggest titles for all (4) of us, not just Manager.

    For me I would like either of the following 2 titles to be printed on my laminated business cards:

    Director of Stuff and all Things Blackberry related

    or

    Director of Field Counterintelligence (Inside and Outside) and Surveillance

    Thoughts?

    Oh, and I will take the quantity of 5000 business cards please - ensure you select the correct box when ordering.

    Cheers, kinda..
    11-30-14 03:22 PM
  14. 3MIKE's Avatar
    I must ask Donald Trump here, as he will be our 4th manager. He is charge of the crazy things.
    Didn't he rip his toopet wile getting fired or something...anyway remember there's a thin line between crazy and super intelligent, you won't regret it !!

    Z10 catch and release !!
    11-30-14 03:36 PM
  15. Fistmaster's Avatar
    I would also like to suggest titles for all (4) of us, not just Manager.

    For me I would like either of the following 2 titles to be printed on my laminated business cards:

    Director of Stuff and all Things Blackberry related

    or

    Director of Field Counterintelligence (Inside and Outside) and Surveillance

    Thoughts?

    Oh, and I will take the quantity of 5000 business cards please - ensure you select the correct box when ordering.

    Cheers, kinda..
    Meanwhile at the all new CrackBerry Business 4 managers meeting! LOLOLOLOLO

    11-30-14 07:11 PM
  16. zephyr613's Avatar
    Meanwhile at the all new CrackBerry Business 4 managers meeting! LOLOLOLOLO

    I Loved that movie, or was it real life documentary?

    Is there something wrong with me?
    11-30-14 07:35 PM
  17. Fistmaster's Avatar
    I Loved that movie, or was it real life documentary?

    Is there something wrong with me?
    Don't you worry fine Sir. I have seen that movie for about 51 times in 14 years! I own the DVD, poster, book! Pat Bateman is just awesome! Great movie and one-liners!
    zephyr613 likes this.
    11-30-14 07:44 PM
  18. 3MIKE's Avatar
    Don't you worry fine Sir. I have seen that movie for about 51 times in 14 years! I own the DVD, poster, book! Pat Bateman is just awesome! Great movie and one-liners!
    You're a funny man mister Fistmaster ;-)

    Z10 catch and release !!
    12-02-14 06:31 PM
  19. lovedaazn's Avatar
    Hire me! Obviously I am a BlackBerry lover and I am close to finishing my marketing concentration in school, which will be an asset because it's something that BlackBerry doesn't do very well.

    Posted via CB10
    12-02-14 07:09 PM

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