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    This was posted in another forum I frequent... i thought some of you would enjoy it...



    So twas’ the day after the 4G Announcement and look what we see.. a lovely Invite to a Verizon par-ty

    With Color of Red and date by the Jobs hand-fed (1-11-11@ 11)



    Bloggers and Pundits were suddenly aware…

    they exclaimed with a shout “this is the phone we were talking about!”

    a shiny new toy for all to enjoy, just dont hold it too tight.. girls and boys,

    though analysts long predicted and stock prices ticked it,

    its been a long haul to return to where Jobs first pitched it…

    with a design like a clock and color options of NOT..

    Perhaps the hype can finally stop..



    But O in the corner sat a panda with a look like a mourner..

    As he watched his beloved networked pimped like a ** on the corner…

    For the Panda knows all and shares quite a lot..

    He stated this move means Innovations will stop..

    No more chasing the best..

    because we have it like the rest…





    Htc and Moto are dishearten for now they must find a new premier partner..

    As Android will become the second option…

    Sprint gave a shout all giddy and whatnot..” we have Wimax, thats hot!’

    Tmo rejoiced too, with their claim not entirely true.. ”look we have 4G anew!”..

    And the Panda just shugged “not true”…



    The guys from Big Blue tire of being number 2..

    Will have the last laugh instead…

    with network overload and and lesser other phones…

    Big Red has become Big Blue..



    Gone are the days of looking both ways for a fruit killer for Team Black and Red…

    as Customers clamored for fruit that glamored they lost their most precious banner..

    What used to be the house of “Drrrroooooid” has made the Panda Annoyed…

    for now we yell “one more thing” instead…



    woe to those who call Verizon Home for now we have to learn How to Jailbreak too…..

    01-09-11 01:23 AM
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