- When you touch an app to load it on your iPhone or iPad, instead of the program, it sends you a picture of the program, a completely fake, non-functional image to make it appear that the app loaded super fast. If you touch it, you'll find that it doesn't do anything, because it's a facade meant to hide the fact that the actual program hasn't loaded yet, with you pawing at it like a fly landing on a drawing of another fly and trying to hump it.
Meanwhile, the real program loads in the background, and a few seconds later will seamlessly replace the fake screenshot. They're just betting that your fingers won't be fast enough to hit the non-functioning buttons before the real ones take their place. It's kind of like a restaurant sending you out a photorealistic picture of a hamburger to make you think their kitchen is super fast, then quickly slipping the real burger under the picture while you're stuffing your napkin into your shirt collar.
A user named raygundan pointed this out in the comments at Reddit, and it sounded to us like a ridiculous urban legend, but it appears to be common knowledge among people familiar with the devices. Basically, the last time you used the app, your device saved a screenshot of it, then uses it to build the loading animation for the next time you launch it. It looks cool, you were none the wiser, it makes you feel like your expensive device is working more smoothly. And, the next time you use your iPhone, you'll completely forget that we told you this. You'll be blissfully enjoying their false reality, like a very small, sad version of the Matrix.
Article:
The Sneaky Lie Your Apple Devices Are Telling You | Cracked.com
Sources:
iPhone 'Screenshot' Exploit Exposed -- AppAdvice
raygundan comments on Reddit
How iOS tricks you into thinking it's fast
Now, discuss, fellas.06-03-12 12:44 AMLike 0 - kbz1960Doesn't Matter
As mcflys' sig says Abra cadabra. Not magic just a trick.stackberry369 likes this.06-03-12 08:05 AMLike 1 -
- Aside from the article being from six years ago, this is also true. If it WERE RIM, the usual suspects would be all over this.maddie1128 likes this.06-03-12 08:51 AMLike 1
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- Windows Phone 7 developer guidelines recommend the same thing, put a screenshot of the app in the splash screen. It doesn't mean Apps are not fast, its simply a psychological trick to make loading seem faster, because you are not staring at an actual splash screen.06-03-12 11:18 AMLike 0
- avt123O.G.If RIM did this it would not be a big deal at all. This allows for a smoother experience.
Does anyone know if Android does the same thing? Apps open instantly on my Galaxy Nexus (besides apps like pandora which opens instantly, but has a load screen), and I am able to use them right away.
I was able to do the same on my iPhone 4 as well. I was able to use apps within a second of touching the icon.06-03-12 11:39 AMLike 0 - tried about 10 apps on my nexus...all usable in about 1 second or less so i am guessing that android 4+ doesnt use this atleast06-03-12 11:52 AMLike 0
- I'm not rescuing anyone.
I think this little 'trick' has an interesting effect that was probably never envisioned by its creator.
As well as making an app seem to load faster, it also exposes ones pre-existing bias.
If you already have a negative bias towards ios, this trick 'appears' to prove you right.
Pure Apple Magic!06-03-12 02:44 PMLike 0 -
Its amusing to see non apple users troll the apple board with useless threads....
I seen all your magic tricks
Abracadabralous
My crowd gather around; it's the resurrection of Lazarus06-03-12 08:44 PMLike 0 -
It's very telling that the Apple forum on CB can lie dormant for days yet the BB forums and filled with iOS and Android users spilling their vitriol filled rantings over every BB thread.
Funny, I see you there as well.
http://forums.crackberry.com/general...ml#post7433891
http://forums.crackberry.com/general...5/#post7420208
http://forums.crackberry.com/news-ru...ml#post7418806
Pot, meet kettle....Last edited by Qbnkelt; 06-03-12 at 08:57 PM.
06-03-12 08:50 PMLike 0 - Really?!?!!? With the enormous amounts of BB hate threads that are all over the rest of the site?
It's very telling that the Apple forum on CB can lie dormant for days yet the BB forums and filled with iOS and Android users spilling their vitriol filled rantings over every BB thread.
Funny, I see you there as well.
http://forums.crackberry.com/general...ml#post7433891
Pot, meet kettle....
A majority of those threads are started by BB users....
I seen all your magic tricks
Abracadabralous
My crowd gather around; it's the resurrection of Lazarus06-03-12 08:53 PMLike 0 -
There are some funny conspiracy theories in that thread...
I seen all your magic tricks
Abracadabralous
My crowd gather around; it's the resurrection of Lazarus06-03-12 08:55 PMLike 0 -
It is greatly disingenuous to complain about people posting anti Apple threads when you do so much anti BB posting yourself.
On a BB forum on a BB site.06-03-12 09:00 PMLike 0 -
I comment when users spread misinformation ( which happens a lot on CB) regarding ios/android...I'm not anti Rimm...Sorry, I just can't praise and twist every bit of bad news like some users on this board....
I seen all your magic tricks
Abracadabralous
My crowd gather around; it's the resurrection of Lazarus06-03-12 09:10 PMLike 0
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How are Apple devices so fast? They fake it.
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