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  1. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Well, I thought I'd try the haters recipe to see what it felt like.

    I'm at Starbucks drinking a suitably pretentious beverage, sitting on the patio, iPhone in hand. But I don't feel any different.

    Should I have worn jeans and a black turtle neck?

    Should I be using free wifi instead of 3G?

    Should I sit inside, not on the patio?

    Should I pretend to like the music they're playing?

    Should I try to appear deep and thoughtful?
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    Hipster. I'm doing it wrong.
    05-23-12 05:28 PM
  2. kbz1960's Avatar
    I guess you have to be a hipster to feel like one?

    Be yourself, be bold
    05-23-12 05:30 PM
  3. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    I guess you have to be a hipster to feel like one?

    Be yourself, be bold
    Stop spreading logic. Back to Off Topic with you!
    Scoot!
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 05-23-12 at 05:42 PM. Reason: Because.
    05-23-12 05:40 PM
  4. kbz1960's Avatar
    OK, I guess I'm not a hipster either. BTW isn't hipster an old term? Oh sorry you don't want me here.
    05-23-12 05:42 PM
  5. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    OK, I guess I'm not a hipster either. BTW isn't hipster an old term? Oh sorry you don't want me here.
    How dare you question me! I've been a member here since 1996!
    05-23-12 05:47 PM
  6. Mr.Monty's Avatar
    Being hipster is too mainstream, man.


    Am I doin' it right?
    05-23-12 05:47 PM
  7. rustycooter's Avatar
    That's because starbucks is to mainstream now. If anything you were a macbook pro short of being a pretensious d bag working on his novela.
    LazyStarGazer likes this.
    05-23-12 05:51 PM
  8. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    Being hipster is too mainstream, man.


    Am I doin' it right?
    Depends. How are you holding it?

    Are you reading an obscure book?

    Do you look artsy in an orchestrated kind of way?

    Are your dress down clothes more expensive than a cheap suit?
    Mr.Monty likes this.
    05-23-12 05:55 PM
  9. joe_fresh's Avatar
    so are you bb defenders going to flame her because she is an apple user, and and starbucks, and how she should be using a berry and be at dunkin doughnuts ?
    05-23-12 05:58 PM
  10. 416to604's Avatar
    Well, I thought I'd try the haters recipe to see what it felt like.

    I'm at Starbucks drinking a suitably pretentious beverage, sitting on the patio, iPhone in hand. But I don't feel any different.

    Should I have worn jeans and a black turtle neck?

    Should I be using free wifi instead of 3G?

    Should I sit inside, not on the patio?

    Should I pretend to like the music they're playing?

    Should I try to appear deep and thoughtful?
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    .
    .
    .
    Hipster. I'm doing it wrong.
    you're missing the glasses with a thick black frame and a can of PBR
    05-23-12 06:05 PM
  11. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    so are you bb defenders going to flame her because she is an apple user, and and starbucks, and how she should be using a berry and be at dunkin doughnuts ?
    I'm going to flame you for thinking I have a uterus.

    Hint: I dress to the right.
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 05-23-12 at 06:23 PM. Reason: Because you can't say v a g i n a on CB.
    BigBadWulf likes this.
    05-23-12 06:19 PM
  12. joe_fresh's Avatar
    I'm going to flame you for thinking I have a uterus.

    Hint: I dress to the right.
    well with a non masculine user name thats what you get. flame on flamer...
    05-23-12 07:16 PM
  13. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    well with a non masculine user name thats what you get. flame on flamer...
    @ joe_vagisil

    1. This thread and every reply I've posted (excluding this one), were done for fun.

    2. A person who enjoys looking at the stars on a clear night is non masculine?

    If you were kidding and I misread your meaning, my apologies.
    Last edited by LazyStarGazer; 05-23-12 at 09:12 PM. Reason: Stupid filters
    05-23-12 09:08 PM
  14. Laura Knotek's Avatar
    You need to look like this guy.

    05-24-12 01:09 AM
  15. pilsbury's Avatar
    Does anyone have some Grey Poupon?
    kbz1960 likes this.
    05-24-12 04:36 AM
  16. GingerSnapsBack's Avatar
    You really should have gone for the black turtleneck and jeans.
    05-24-12 08:27 AM
  17. Mr. Marco's Avatar
    the fact that you used to word pretentious makes you a hipster. The fact that you are drinking something that Starbucks makes is just unhealthy.
    05-24-12 09:33 AM
  18. joe_fresh's Avatar
    @ joe_vagisil

    1. This thread and every reply I've posted (excluding this one), were done for fun.

    2. A person who enjoys looking at the stars on a clear night is non masculine?

    If you were kidding and I misread your meaning, my apologies.
    yes i was kidding, jeez way to act childish and add vulgarities to someone's name....remember the reason there are filters is because some children still view this site.
    05-24-12 04:28 PM
  19. LazyStarGazer's Avatar
    yes i was kidding, jeez way to act childish and add vulgarities to someone's name....remember the reason there are filters is because some children still view this site.
    Joe, I've been thinking about it, and you're absolutely right.

    You making fun of my name is WAY more mature than than me making fun of your name.


    I am a bad person.
    05-24-12 08:42 PM
  20. joe_fresh's Avatar
    I wasn't making fun of your name. and flame on flamer was in response to you saying you were going to flame me for calling you a girl... later "dude".....
    05-24-12 09:59 PM
  21. joe_fresh's Avatar
    I've been a member here since 1996!
    not a chance, this forum was not around back then. the first major cell forum was howard forums and was the first to include rim as a sub forum

    and to note you joined here in nov 2008
    05-24-12 10:03 PM
  22. xandermac's Avatar
    the fact that you used to word pretentious makes you a hipster. The fact that you are drinking something that Starbucks makes is just unhealthy.
    Coffee buzz: Study finds java drinkers live longer | Fox News
    05-25-12 08:42 AM
  23. Mr. Marco's Avatar
    It's all bull. 30 more studies will come out saying the study above is false. Stick to what nature gave us since the beginning, water.

    Not to mention if java really did that then the entire medical field would be pushing java to everyone. I have yet to see or hear that happening.
    Last edited by Mr. Marco; 05-25-12 at 12:12 PM.
    05-25-12 12:09 PM
  24. xandermac's Avatar
    Nature kinda gave us Coffee. Just saying.

    It's all bull. 30 more studies will come out saying the study above is false. Stick to what nature gave us since the beginning, water.

    Not to mention if java really did that then the entire medical field would be pushing java to everyone. I have yet to see or hear that happening.



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    05-25-12 01:28 PM
  25. joe_fresh's Avatar
    It's all bull. 30 more studies will come out saying the study above is false. Stick to what nature gave us since the beginning, water.

    Not to mention if java really did that then the entire medical field would be pushing java to everyone. I have yet to see or hear that happening.
    And all that water you drink(bottled,tap or well) could also be tainted... just sayin'
    05-25-12 07:07 PM
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