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06-02-2009, 09:04 PM
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Thread destroyed by participants. Closed for cleanup.
Later... All Off Topic posts and references to the Troll who worked so hard to destroy a thread have been removed and the thread re-opened.
Please continue posting and be aware that further attempts to wreck the thread or harass other members will get a firm response from moderators.
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06-03-2009, 07:47 AM
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thanks cause these stuff is funny
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06-03-2009, 07:52 AM
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2 things.... First a big thanks to branta for cleaning up and reopening the thread! You have made many people happy!
Second, I will be updating the origional post tonight around 8PM et..... I would like everyone to go back and read it then. In the mean time, if there is a troll, ignore it. Do not respond. Just report it and the mods will take care of it.
Thanks to all the positive contributors and keep the laughs coming!
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06-03-2009, 08:01 AM
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KUDOS to the Moderator and thank you for the support in not letting the few ruin it for the many.
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06-03-2009, 09:33 AM
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Ya this thread is funny, Im glad its back.
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06-03-2009, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by efn77mx  Also in the automotive industry, light maintenance shop. This happened about a month ago.
"My car is making a really wierd knocking noise"
Well how long since you last changed your oil?
"About 3 thousand miles ago"
So I checked the oil dipstick, there is NOTHING on there. The vehicle had no prior history at our shop. So I looked and the maintenance reminder sticker is still on the windshield. So I check the date...10/14/99. I was thinking 1999?!?!?! So I said: "ma'am, your last oil change was 10 YEARS ago! You're supposed to do it every 3 months or 3000 miles, whichever comes first"
"you mean they were serious about the 3 months thing??"
I had to excuse myself. | Feel like I should mention this, took my car in for an oil change today. Had it since November, first change.... 10,000 miles overdue. I rock.
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06-03-2009, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by NicoleW78 | Visited that site where customer suck..
Very Funny. Lol.
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06-03-2009, 06:14 PM
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Aww my tazer phone one got deleted...
Had a customer come in asking for the "Tazer" phone instead of the Razr. This was about three years after they first came out. 
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06-03-2009, 06:23 PM
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This happens at least once a week:
Customer comes in and says, " My phone is dead!"
Me: "What do you mean by dead?"
Customer: " I dropped it in the toilet."
Customer then attempts to hand me his phone...... *crickets*
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06-03-2009, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mrsFAB This happens at least once a week:
Customer comes in and says, " My phone is dead!"
Me: "What do you mean by dead?"
Customer: " I dropped it in the toilet."
Customer then attempts to hand me his phone...... *crickets* |
ohhh yuck!
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06-03-2009, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mrsFAB This happens at least once a week:
Customer comes in and says, " My phone is dead!"
Me: "What do you mean by dead?"
Customer: " I dropped it in the toilet."
Customer then attempts to hand me his phone...... *crickets* | *looks over at the box of gloves and blows them a kiss*
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06-03-2009, 06:58 PM
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Just want to appologize for giving the flamer a reason to post more flames in this thread.
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06-03-2009, 07:00 PM
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I read a post on HoFo about a rep getting handed a dusty phone only to have the customer state "I work in a mortuary, it fell in an urn"...so much worse than the toilet IMO.
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06-03-2009, 07:02 PM
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My flight got diverted and delayed once when leaving Hawaii. While we were waiting and just about to get cleared, this woman comes out of the bathroom and tells the stewardess that she just dropped her phone down the toilet. SO then we had to wait for a guy to come fish it out because they couldn't take off because it might still be on. The guy comes out of the bathroom with a plastic bucket and a rubber glove and asks the lady if she wants it back. She has to think about it for a minute and then said No!
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