- amazinglygracelessRetired ModI honestly thought I have seen every stupid thing a person can do to a phone.
I WAS VERY WRONG
I just sent a friend back home with where to buy and instruction on how to
replace the LCD on his Bold 9000.
Why? This moron thought the battery cover looked a bit dull and needed
to be "refreshed."
His solution? Pour baby oil on it WHILE STILL ATTACHED TO THE PHONE.
Within minutes the oil bled in between the screen and made this horrendous
streak across the entire LCD.
I have to get new friends05-29-10 11:25 PMLike 0 - amazinglygracelessRetired ModWhat's worse is he wanted to know if "the rice thing" would help. I came 2 seconds
away from slapping his a__ to sleep.05-29-10 11:32 PMLike 0 - This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard anyone do to a cell phone!
I hope this person does not own a PC.
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!!
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Maureen. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk.. Sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on 'start' for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?
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Customer: can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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And last but not least...
Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!05-29-10 11:33 PMLike 0 - amazinglygracelessRetired ModGood stuff Laura
I swear these people should be thanking the Lord that breathing and heartbeat
are not functions that require conscious effort.05-29-10 11:43 PMLike 0 - Hilarious. Not quite enough for a Darwin award but good nonetheless. Thanks for sharing.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com05-30-10 06:20 AMLike 0 -
Posted from my BlackBerry using BerryBlab06-01-10 12:30 AMLike 0 -
- amazinglygracelessRetired Mod
No, but if I forward this story to their Human Resources Department
they'd probably hire him on the spot.06-01-10 02:05 AMLike 0 -
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