[risk116]

I sent the storm back, because they were trying to charge me,the full price.$239.99 My wife's phone wasn't working and the store in town would not give her another one. She complained to the Verizon headquarters, that after paying at least $3000.00,over the last 2 years and they were going to charge $30.00 extra dollars a month for something that she would not use, she told them she was going to At&t. This was funny because, they sent me a new storm. This is the second new storm and sent her the phone, she got to choose. She chose a slider phone, that I got this afternoon. They were sent by Fed ex. Her phone only costs $29.99and my phone is only $49.00. Thanks for lesson in English.... By the way that was Spanish slang.....

[toeknee76]

this is only funny because you need a serious grammar lesson!

[patches152]

i would love to be sympathetic or empathetic to your situation, however grammar and punctuation is too distracting...i can't read what you're saying, i'm just going into middle school english teacher mode and getting out my RED pen...here's what i propose...i'll edit your post for you, then i'll reply to it once i got that out of my system

[patches152]

I sent the storm back because they were trying to charge me full price. 239.99 and because my wife's phone wasn't working and the store in town would not give her another one, so I got home she complained to the Verizon head quarters I’m guessing that what it was and said that she was unhappy with the way they was doing us after paying about 2000 or more in the last 3 yrs and that we was going to AT&T, lol it was funny cause they turned around and send me the storm a new one not the one I sent back and send her the phone she actually got to pick were she picked a slider phone and I get it today this afternoon by fed ex, lol isn’t that great and her phone will be 29.99 mines will be 49 but we don’t have to pay till I go pay the bill next month.

okay i lied i corrected the grammar and punctuation and i still can't understand what you're saying. it's one giant run on sentence...seriously, if i were married, the women who i would consider marrying would slap me for writing like this in a public forum. it would be embarrassing to them. then again, i'd never have to pick out clothes to wear...which is nice, but still...i'm glad your wife is okay with you representing your family with this kind of writing. i hope you don't speak like this too...then again if you do, that would make sense why your wife allows you to continue typing like this...if she's okay with you speaking the way you type then you're hill folk and nobody cares what you have to say anyway.

[McCracken]

They didn't "done" anything to you. And 2000 bucks in a few years is NOTHING. Now I need a god damn refill and wish you'd come take care of that instead of screwing around on crackberry.

[McCracken]

okay i lied i corrected the grammar and punctuation and is till can't understand what you're saying. it's one giant run on sentence...seriously, if i were married, the women who i would consider marrying would slap me for writing like this in a public forum. it would be embarrassing to them. then again, i'd never have to pick out clothes to wear...which is nice, but still...i'm glad your wife is okay with you representing your family with this kind of writing. i hope you don't speak like this too...then again if you do, that would make sense why your wife allows you to continue typing like this...if she's okay with you speaking the way you type then you're hill folk and nobody cares what you have to say anyway.

While I agree with you completely... It is absolutely hilarious that you didn't capitalize a single letter int his entire post.

Just sayin'.

[patches152]

yeah, well i did MS spellcheck, it only caps the "I" and "A"....

i'm lazy, but you can read what i'm saying usually. i don't caps letters unless i'm writing an official internal document or a report or something...

[howie]

While I agree with you completely... It is absolutely hilarious that you didn't capitalize a single letter int his entire post.

Just sayin'.

I noticed that too. Perhaps the shift key is stuck But, the original post is just horrible.

[Jinoyn]

Wow my head hurts now from reading that first post!

[risk116]

i was trying to hurry up and type ,cause i had to go some were and thats actually slang writting.So its pretty ****ed up that you can correct some ones typing in a mean way, instead of doing it a better way like maybe a little nicer. wow and i really thought people here was like a family,but i wont judge every one here to be fcked up like some people are here,not everyone in life is bad not every one in life is perfect .

[McCracken]

i was trying to hurry up and type ,cause i had to go some were and thats actually slang writting.So its pretty ****ed up that you can correct some ones typing in a mean way, instead of doing it a better way like maybe a little nicer. wow and i really thought people here was like a family,but i wont judge every one here to be fcked up like some people are here,not everyone in life is bad not every one in life is perfect .

So what's your excuse this time? What was slang about that? Slang - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

BTW, my soda isn't going to refill itself.

[patches152]

well i'm glad you got to where you were going, it's just difficult to follow what you're writing.

next time, take a deep breath, and think about what you're trying to say. we are a family, but doesn't mean you're above criticism. if i wrote like that i'd get hung by my toes.

you get out of this site what you put into it


write a rushed and akward post, and you'll get what you got today...

take the time to post a well thought out phrase or sentence and whatever, and you'll get valid and logical responses. and it's not about being perfect. it's about caring. from the way you write it gives off the perception that you don't care. and i'm having just as much trouble reading your post after grammar and spelling, so apparently that wasn't the only problem.

[bbsadaj]

I had a headache until I read that, then my head exploded. As my wife would say...STOP TALKING!

[TheSultan]

dude, at least throw a period in there every once in a while...I'm SURE your wife does!

[McCracken]

Guide to Grammar and Writing
Grammar and Punctuation | The Blue Book of Grammar and Punctuation

[sorlipm]

dude, at least throw a period in there every once in a while...I'm SURE your wife does!

Now thats frikn funny, right there

[Mvlawn]

Hilarious reply's. I love it

[thinkamp]

*enters thread*
damn
*leaves thread*

[EGILL]

$2000 over 3 years??? Man I wish. I pay them over $400 a month between, Fios internet/tv, phone and 3 blackberry's and 2 cell phones.

[EGILL]

I sent the storm back cause they was trying to charge me full price..239.99

BTW full price on a Storm is $499

[sorlipm]

By the way, i am writtn slowe cauz i knows ya;ll cant reed fast........... wlecome to CB nation, we are only teasing you dont take it personal

[mobiledevice]

this is as bad as gamer forums

[amojeba]

Yeehaw

10char

[AnobizII]

Lawl...

You guys totally slammed him for what everyone on the internet does...

You all go on about perfect grammer etc yet not one post has perfect grammer, not even this one...

[patches152]

it's not about perfect grammar, it's about how you represent yourself...and making it ******* hard as **** to read what the **** he is saying...

if i did that everyone would bash me...everyone bashes me anyway. but i know two things

1) i don't give a **** all what anyone on the internet cares about me

2) it's just the internet, it's not real. it's a series of virtual tubes that shares porn.

if you get that upset over something on the internet, then you don't need the internet anymore.

the internet is self policing...