View Poll Results: This poem is...

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  • Amazing and I want to make love to you.

    3 7.32%
  • You need a job.

    14 34.15%
  • It's a phone dude. Stop.

    14 34.15%
  • I just threw up.

    10 24.39%
  1. mjd081's Avatar
    I wrote this poem in honor of the contest to win a Blackberry Tour on the Crackberry main page. I have put a lot of effort, thought and most importantly tears into this poem. If you feel uncomfortable with my passion towards an electronic device, I apologize in advance. Let me know what you think:

    Bitter Sweet Berries
    I love my Blackberry with all of my heart,
    Since day one we have yet to part,
    My 8330 once shined with bliss,
    But now it has aged and our love fallen amiss,
    While my 8330 rests quietly by side,
    My mind wanders far and wide.
    As I read my crackberry articles every night,
    I find a new Blackberry that grabbed my sight,
    My 8330 sees a new passion in my eye,
    and her envy is as clear as the day sky,
    We have had a great run but it must come to an end,
    I have found a new 4.4 inch friend,
    It will be hard but ebay will find you a new home,
    This is how I.E. felt when Google invented Chrome.
    I await my new Blackberry with excitement and joy,
    unlike the iphone it is not just another toy,
    The recession has hurt us all and I am officially poor,
    Pretty please Crackberry, buy me a new Tour?
    07-02-09 09:44 PM
  2. noaim's Avatar
    hahahahaha the ie line about google chrome was money thats all I have to say
    07-02-09 11:28 PM
  3. Bittersweet BB's Avatar
    This is odd...because my username is Bittersweet BB and I wrote a poem as well...

    Wow. I feel so violated.
    07-02-09 11:34 PM
  4. mozy's Avatar
    That was seriously good - very clever - make love to you for sure! or at least get a RIM job LOL

    WAY BETTER than that song by the young girl who likes Miley.
    Last edited by Mozy; 07-02-09 at 11:42 PM.
    07-02-09 11:39 PM
  5. mjd081's Avatar
    hahahahaha RIMM job...that should of been in there too.
    07-03-09 03:44 PM
  6. Tifoso's Avatar
    I'm ashamed to live in the same city as you. We don't write poems. We throw snowballs at Santa Clause and the Cowboys sideline.
    07-03-09 05:27 PM
  7. timndawn's Avatar
    damn it hes gonna win
    07-03-09 05:41 PM
  8. mjd081's Avatar
    I'm ashamed to live in the same city as you. We don't write poems. We throw snowballs at Santa Clause and the Cowboys sideline.
    Just cause I can write poetry about a blackberry doesn't make me any less of a santa-clause snowball thrower... I was actually at that game by the way hah
    07-03-09 07:06 PM
  9. mjd081's Avatar
    This is odd...because my username is Bittersweet BB and I wrote a poem as well...

    Wow. I feel so violated.
    haha sorry. the title was original tho and it fit the poem!
    07-09-09 09:07 PM
  10. Dr.Sadistic's Avatar
    Nice work ;-)

    WOOT! 400th post!

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-09-09 09:13 PM
  11. BBZAX's Avatar
    I wrote this poem in honor of the contest to win a Blackberry Tour on the Crackberry main page. I have put a lot of effort, thought and most importantly tears into this poem. If you feel uncomfortable with my passion towards an electronic device, I apologize in advance. Let me know what you think:

    Bitter Sweet Berries
    I love my Blackberry with all of my heart,
    Since day one we have yet to part,
    My 8330 once shined with bliss,
    But now it has aged and our love fallen amiss,
    While my 8330 rests quietly by side,
    My mind wanders far and wide.
    As I read my crackberry articles every night,
    I find a new Blackberry that grabbed my sight,
    My 8330 sees a new passion in my eye,
    and her envy is as clear as the day sky,
    We have had a great run but it must come to an end,
    I have found a new 4.4 inch friend,
    It will be hard but ebay will find you a new home,
    This is how I.E. felt when Google invented Chrome.
    I await my new Blackberry with excitement and joy,
    unlike the iphone it is not just another toy,
    The recession has hurt us all and I am officially poor,
    Pretty please Crackberry, buy me a new Tour?
    Okay....you have wayyyyy too much time on your hands.
    07-09-09 09:15 PM
  12. mjd081's Avatar
    Okay....you have wayyyyy too much time on your hands.
    hahaha i know
    07-10-09 07:04 AM
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