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StorminTrojan

Mine would say...

"Leave me alone already!! You're suffocating me!! I need some space!! That does it, I'm just gonna ignore you and freeze." *white screen*.

12-23-08 05:03 PM

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fecious

Mine would say "quit making out with me, I'm a phone".

12-23-08 05:07 PM

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Mattym2121

Mine would tell me how cool I am

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12-23-08 05:08 PM

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StorminTrojan

fecious: Addicted to phone sex, are we? lol

12-23-08 05:09 PM

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FrackBerry

"quit pokin' my port!, I'm so charged up over you"

12-23-08 05:11 PM

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fecurtis

Mine would say one of three things at any given time:

1. You're hammered, leave me alone before you break me, PS you rock.

2. Don't turn me off otherwise I'll freeze and make you stare at the VZW logo.

3. Charge me NOW!

12-23-08 05:12 PM

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mantray82

Mines would say when does the official verizon update come out lol

12-23-08 05:14 PM

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raorth

"I may not be perfect, but I'm all you have"

12-23-08 05:16 PM

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jeffmvr

"Sorry I was rushed and not assembled properly, but nothing a little OS updates can't fix!"

12-23-08 05:19 PM

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adidas1124

"Stop yelling at me, I am doing the best I can, my creators weren't good to me"

12-23-08 05:19 PM

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mistamista2000

My Storm Sasha would say things like...

"I like the way you push my button"
"When you pull my battery and put it back in it turns me on"
"I like to wake you up early in the morning so you can touch me"
"Your mustache tickles my screen"
"When you put the AC adapter in it charges me up and makes my battery hot"

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12-23-08 05:19 PM

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jayharper08

HAHAHAHA....... this is a funny thread.

12-23-08 05:22 PM

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Acousticgtarist

"Why are you still wasting your time texting this hoe of a girl!?!"

12-23-08 05:23 PM

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mantray82

Originally Posted by Acousticgtarist

"Why are you still wasting your time texting this hoe of a girl!?!"

and your married lol

12-23-08 05:24 PM

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Jfredrix

"Touch me here, here, and here. Oooohhh, click harder, baby!"

12-23-08 05:24 PM

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dakoop

Don't touch me THERE!

12-23-08 05:25 PM

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deepsky94

"HEY! You've got another helpdesk ticket. Want me to just tell them to reboot?"

12-23-08 05:28 PM

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Acousticgtarist

Originally Posted by mantray82

and your married lol

Na, still single and enjoy the freedom everyday.

12-23-08 05:55 PM

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raorth

"just pull my battery, baby"

12-23-08 06:01 PM

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chuckh0308

Mine would say "quit smearing pepperoni grease all over me!"

12-23-08 06:31 PM

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Rooster

This thread was funny until the misogyny set in.

12-23-08 06:50 PM

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fecurtis

Originally Posted by Rooster

This thread was funny until the misogyny set in.

Now its just hysterical.

12-23-08 07:22 PM

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moneymatt

What would my Blackberry Storm say?

I couldn't tell as it sounds like JOHN THE STUTTERER from the Howard Stern Show!...

4 updates from now this thing will rule..

12-23-08 07:24 PM

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BBNoobie76

Mine would say:

"Please don't post a pic of your legs as your avatar on CB and make your PIN available to CB members ever again."

My BBM was blowing up with add requests...

12-23-08 07:31 PM

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GpCaptMandrake

"Why are so many clueless people returning my brothers?"

12-23-08 07:36 PM

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