Not knowing what an acolyte is, I had to look it up. I think I understand better now...
ACOLYTE:
Because no one can read the text, we make up our own holy laws
It means that nobody will ever, EVER, die in holy wars
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
ALL:
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
Not knowing what an acolyte is, I had to look it up. I think I understand better now...
ACOLYTE:
Because no one can read the text, we make up our own holy laws
It means that nobody will ever, EVER, die in holy wars
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
ALL:
On Horny Days we dance in our invisible pink uniform
We are the acolytes of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
That is oddly arousing and reminds me of my childhood all at the same time. I love my uncle.
What if instead of a mod he's just a secret enforcer? You know, quietly watches and then when you least expects it reports everyone to the mods and sits back all surprised when people are banned.