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  1. bx2md's Avatar
    bx2md
    your momma's teeth so yellow when she smile cars slow down

    your mommas so black she went to night school they marked her absent
    02-22-09 12:06 PM
  2. southjersey786's Avatar
    southjersey786
    yo momma so dumb she failed a blood test,
    yo momma so fat when she jumped, she got stuck
    02-23-09 01:43 AM
  3. john45acp's Avatar
    john45acp
    Ur mamas so fat that when she wears her black dress she looks like outer space

    Year mamas so fat she has gravitational pull

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    02-27-09 11:06 PM
  4. BigBadWulf's Avatar
    BigBadWulf
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    Your mommas so fat, her blood type's Ragu.

    Your mommas so fat, 12 little mommas orbit her.

    Your mommas so fat, the sign in the restaurant said seats 250, or your momma.
    02-27-09 11:47 PM
  5. ponyryde's Avatar
    ponyryde
    Your mama is so old her social security number is 1

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    02-28-09 01:13 PM
  6. RavenMaverick's Avatar
    RavenMaverick
    Your mama is so old they found her birth certificate in King Tut's Tomb!

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    03-01-09 04:02 AM
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