03-01-09 04:02 AM
- My daughter came home from school day before yesterday talking about these two kids that got in a fight in the classroom over "Your Mama" jokes.
As my husband and I were talking about it we were laughing (not in front of my daughter) about how stupid and (sometimes) funny some of the jokes were! We spent a while thinking of some of the best ones we heard.
I remember that talking about someone's mother was license for an old fashioned a** whooping, but I am curious as to what "Your Mama" jokes you can recall.
And da** it AG, don't come calling me out again! LOL!
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-28-09 07:35 AM
- Yo momma is so fat, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up off the couch.
Yo momma is so fat, when she's standing alone on the corner the cops come by and yell "Alright, lets break it up!".
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, everyone thinks she's wearing a Steelers helmet.
Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma is so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
And the best yo momma joke EVER...
I saw yo momma walking down the street with one shoe on, so I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said "Heck no! I just found one!"01-28-09 03:32 PM
- Yo momma's house is so smalll , she has to go outside to eat a large Pizza.
Yo momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on the rainbow and made skittles.
Yo momma is so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcolm X jacket, their afraid a helicopter will land on her back.
Yo momma is so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager.
Yo mommas armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock...01-28-09 03:39 PM
- I love these simple, mindless 'Yo Momma' jokes...I always have; always will. Reminds me of the middle school days; circa 1993.
Yo momma's so skinny; she hula-hoops with a cheerio.
Yo momma's like a doorknob; everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma's so dumb; it takes her 3hrs to watch 60 Minutes.01-28-09 03:49 PM
Your mama is so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle!
Your mama is so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday!
Your mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed all of Quantum Leap.
Your mama is so fat that her boyfriend has to snap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Your mama is so skinny she can hang glide on a dorito!
Your mama is so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her!
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-28-09 04:49 PM
- amazinglygracelessRetired Mod01-28-09 05:01 PM
- Your mama is so poor the roaches have to pay rent!
Your mama is so fat that Jerry Springer had to cut a wall out of her house too!
Your mama is so ugly that the doctor slapped her mama when she was born!
Your mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her calendar!
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-28-09 09:56 PM
- Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo momma is so poor, she makes the family eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's?"
Yo momma is so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma is so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application.01-29-09 01:36 AM
- I'm loving this thread moreso for the nostalgic aspect that it brings from my childhood; not to mention the simple laughs from reading all of these great 'Yo Momma plugs you guys are sharing.
'Yo momma's so fat; she uses the driveway as her ironing board.
'Yo momma's so fat; she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and helicopters mistook her for a landing pad.
'Yo momma's so dumb; she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death.
Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com01-29-09 12:40 PM
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