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    My daughter came home from school day before yesterday talking about these two kids that got in a fight in the classroom over "Your Mama" jokes.

    As my husband and I were talking about it we were laughing (not in front of my daughter) about how stupid and (sometimes) funny some of the jokes were! We spent a while thinking of some of the best ones we heard.

    I remember that talking about someone's mother was license for an old fashioned a** whooping, but I am curious as to what "Your Mama" jokes you can recall.

    And da** it AG, don't come calling me out again! LOL!

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    lol here's one...

    your mama is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl...
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    From Russell Peter's show: Yo mama so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck....lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ej25sti View Post
    lol here's one...

    your mama is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl...
    On that same theme...your momma's so cheap; she went to a football game thinking the quarterback is a refund.
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    The One Yo Mama Joke to Rule them All!

    "Yo Mama is So Fat, Not Even God Can Raise Her Spirit."

    "The Philosopher has never killed any Priests, whereas the Priest has killed a great many Philosophers."
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    Ya momma is so stupid, when I told her it was chilly out, she went and gotta bowl.

    Ya momma is so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil...

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    Lol @ prada's joke...

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    Yo momma is so fat, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up off the couch.

    Yo momma is so fat, when she's standing alone on the corner the cops come by and yell "Alright, lets break it up!".

    Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, everyone thinks she's wearing a Steelers helmet.

    Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

    Yo momma is so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.

    And the best yo momma joke EVER...


    I saw yo momma walking down the street with one shoe on, so I asked her if she lost a shoe and she said "Heck no! I just found one!"
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    Yo momma's house is so smalll , she has to go outside to eat a large Pizza.

    Yo momma is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

    Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on the rainbow and made skittles.

    Yo momma is so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcolm X jacket, their afraid a helicopter will land on her back.

    Yo momma is so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager.

    Yo mommas armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SevereDeceit View Post
    Yo momma's house is so smalll , she has to go outside to eat a large Pizza...
    ^ This one made me lol.
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    I love these simple, mindless 'Yo Momma' jokes...I always have; always will. Reminds me of the middle school days; circa 1993.

    Yo momma's so skinny; she hula-hoops with a cheerio.
    Yo momma's like a doorknob; everyone gets a turn.
    Yo momma's so dumb; it takes her 3hrs to watch 60 Minutes.
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    Yo mama is so fat she has to play pool with the planets.....Mars corner pocket
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    LOL!

    Your mama is so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle!

    Your mama is so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday!

    Your mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the tv I missed all of Quantum Leap.

    Your mama is so fat that her boyfriend has to snap her thigh and ride the wave in.

    Your mama is so skinny she can hang glide on a dorito!

    Your mama is so fat the bathtub leaves a ring around her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevereDeceit View Post
    Yo momma is so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcolm X jacket, their afraid a helicopter will land on her back.

    Yo mommas armpits are so hairy, it looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock...
    Hilarious

    Yo mama so flat chested she uses 2 Band-Aids for a bra.
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    Your mama so fat..your dad has to cover in flour and look for the wet spot.

    Your mama so bald headed...when she wear a turtle neck, she look like a roll on deodorant.
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    Yo momma's house is so poor, when i ring the doorbell, i can hear the toilet flush.

    Yo momma's is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said to be continued.

    Yo momma's house is so small, when i walk thru the front door, i trip over the back porch...
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    yo mama so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing out all the w's


    and the classic....


    yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies she sit next 2 "errybody"
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    Your mama is so black, when she get's out of the car the low oil
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    Your mama is so poor the roaches have to pay rent!

    Your mama is so fat that Jerry Springer had to cut a wall out of her house too!

    Your mama is so ugly that the doctor slapped her mama when she was born!

    Your mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her calendar!

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    Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

    Yo momma is so poor, she makes the family eat cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo momma is so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's?"

    Yo momma is so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

    Yo momma is so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

    Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

    Yo momma is so ugly, when she went to the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 2 MaNy View Post
    Yo momma is so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

    Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
    These two are great!
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    I'm loving this thread moreso for the nostalgic aspect that it brings from my childhood; not to mention the simple laughs from reading all of these great 'Yo Momma plugs you guys are sharing.

    'Yo momma's so fat; she uses the driveway as her ironing board.

    'Yo momma's so fat; she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and helicopters mistook her for a landing pad.

    'Yo momma's so dumb; she got locked inside a grocery store and starved to death.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevereDeceit View Post

    Yo momma is so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcolm X jacket, their afraid a helicopter will land on her back.
    Someone beat u 2 it already

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    'Yo momma's so fat; she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and helicopters mistook her for a landing pad.
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    Sorry; I must have missed that. But you know what?

    ...my version flowed better anyways ;-)

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    Yo momma so fat she sweats gravy!!

    Yo momma so ugly she can stick her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

    And old school deluxe....
    Yo momma is so black she went to night school and they mark her absent!!

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