Hmm. I am more than 2/3 rds of the way there (age, not IQ - that's way down.)
I could start my own group and send myself jokes and then laugh when I read them.
So this celebrity comes to entertain at an old folks home. He walks up to a resident and says rather pompously "Do you know who I am?". The resident replies, "No but the nurse will tell you."
yup, had to check this site out....may i put myself on the waiting list? you know, like the waiting list for a convalescent room?? hope i"m still hip when i'm 90+