there was a pink lady who live in a pink house, and drove a pink car. Everything about the lady was pink, pink sink, towels, bed, kitchen tools, plates, clothing everything in this house was pink, including the lady.
So one day a blue guy driving a blue car broke down in front over her house. so he knocked on the pink door and the pink lady answered and he explained that he had broke down blue car and had to wait on the blue tow truck to get there to tow him away. so she said to go downstairs make sure to shower in the pink shower with the pink soap and pink towels, and go into pink door number one. so he did. and slept the night away
Later that day a green guy driving a green car broke down in front over her house. so he knocked on the pink door and the pink lady answered and he explained that he had green car that ran out of gas and has to wait on the green truck to come around with a green gas can to get him fuel so he can leave. so she said to go downstairs make sure to shower in the pink shower with the pink soap and pink towels, and go into pink door number two. so he did. and slept the night away
Later that day a purple guy driving a purple car broke down in front over her house. so he knocked on the pink door and the pink lady answered and he explained that he had a purple car with a blown out purple tire and needed a place to stay and had to wait for a buddy to show up with a new purple tire. so she said to go downstairs make sure to shower in the pink shower with the pink soap and pink towels, and go into pink door number three. so he did. and slept the night away
so the next morning she asked the 3 gents "who wants Frosted Flakes, and who wants Corn Flakes"..... and the blue man said "frosted flakes", the geen man said "corn flakes" and the purple man said "frosted flakes"....
what is the moral of the story.??!?! ( and there is one )
The only other thing I could think of is that the blue man was part of the Blue Man Group, and they're sugary, hence he ate frosted flakes. So the moral must be if you're green with envy b/c you want to be part of the Blue Man Group, eat corn flakes.
I have a question... Why did it take so long for 1) the blue tow truck 2) green truck and 3) purple buddy to supply the needed materials to get he heck away from an obviously sex-depraved pink lady who date rapes unsuspecting stranded motorists?