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Looking for a person who wishes to travel in time through a home made device. There have been many successful runs and many safe returns without any side effects.Please be equipped with a proper fusion suit as directed in the time travel manual.We will begin with wormhole insertion training and then move on to more advanced techniques.Contact Josh or Brent at 828 989 xxxx.
Wormhole training? Advanced techniques? Does a 'proper' fusion suit have a trap door in the back?
After your 'training', is it possible to travel backwards in space/time to a point before you were violated by these lunatics?