1. Member_No.1's Avatar
    1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING
    WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE
    ITSELF.

    2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
    ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT -
    USE THE SINK.

    4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
    FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER
    TO USE A TIMER.

    5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU
    FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
    BUTTON.

    6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN
    YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT
    DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES,
    USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

    9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
    PROBLEM.
    01-13-08 07:45 AM
  2. yogi's Avatar
    Ha ha ha, you make me laugh a lot. You make my day. Post more if you can. I really enjoy to read.
    01-13-08 07:55 AM
  3. cate's Avatar
    LOL.

    And men, do NOT use the sink
    01-13-08 02:57 PM
  4. blueberry287's Avatar
    They are too normal!
    01-14-08 06:14 AM
  5. crimsonlite's Avatar
    Thanks for sharing - luv # 7

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    01-14-08 06:20 AM
  6. kickinitlive247's Avatar
    Flippin hillarious

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    01-16-08 01:30 AM
  7. dacur's Avatar
    yeah, #7 is usually correct!

    sad to say i've been to a few concerts where #3 was not adhered to (NOT me!) - lollapalooza, anyone?

    great list, thanks!
    01-16-08 08:13 AM
  8. aton.amen's Avatar
    haha this was great!!
    01-31-08 01:55 AM
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