[trucky]

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

Who steals a turkey?? Thats just fowl!

*rim shot*

[trucky]

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, but Aren't...
10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's cool whip time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

[Mavis Fesselmeyer]

HAM
by Jen

My hands are all shiny with Ham....
They'll know me wherever I am

The smell will announce me...
The kittens will trounce me

I'll have to live life on the lam!

[KillYouWithMyMind]

Now the corndog!

[Radius]

10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, but Aren't...
10. "Just reach in and grab the giblets."
9. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
8. "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
7. "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
6. "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
5. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
4. "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down."
3. "It's cool whip time!"
2. "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!"
1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out."

Ya, but the topper to all that was in the previous post... *rim shot*

Hard to top that with a turkey. Or is it...

[marcantonia]

Hahaha Gotta love a holiday in celebration of genocide.

[Radius]

Hahaha Gotta love a holiday in celebration of genocide.

Isn't that Oktoberfest?

Oh snap!

[strunke]

Hahaha Gotta love a holiday in celebration of genocide.

What on earth...what genocide of turkeys? That is the only thing that makes since there.

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