[JamBueree]

What if Pinocchio said "My nose will now grow."?

If actions are louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

What if a pregnant woman drives on the passenger lane? Would that still be illegal?

[middbrew]

This could be a very interesting and entertaining thread!

[uc_ray]

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

[middbrew]

If we are part of the human race, where is the finish line?

[uc_ray]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[JamBueree]

Why are the statements "I'm up for it", and "I'm down for it" both used to accept an invitation?

[jaydenmoorie]

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

[LordDraco]

The greatest among you shall be your servant.

Posted via CB10 on Q10

[Plazmic Flame]

If we are part of the human race, where is the finish line?

If we are part of the human race, what/who is the other part?!


Posted via CB Forums iOS app

[JamBueree]

Why do they call bad words "mature language", when people call you immature for using it?

BlackBerry Z10 / 10.2.0.1791

[anon6040766]

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does Superman allow hundreds of bullets to bounce off his body but ducks out of the way when the empty gun is thrown at him?

Why do you invest your money with a "broker"

Why do doctors "practice" medicine?


Posted via my ridiculous BlackBerry Z30 on VZW from Philly

[JamBueree]

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?

If a vehicle is moving at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Why is it called a 'TV Set' when you only get one?

Why is a building called a 'building' when it's already been built?

BlackBerry Z10 / 10.2.0.1791

[anon6040766]

If it's "i" before "e" except after "c" then isn't SCIENCE wrong.

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they have the same number of letters

Posted via my ridiculous BlackBerry Z30 on VZW from Philly

[Pete The Penguin]

Is it worse to fail at something or never attempt it in the first place?

Do people care more about doing the right thing, or doing things right?

Where is the line between insanity and creativity?

Why do people fear losing things that they do not even have yet?

[JamBueree]

Why call it "take" a dump, when you're leaving something behind?

Is there a synonym for "synonym"?

Why is it called a "near miss" when you don't hit something?

[Sir Edwin Noble]

To infinity and beyond.. infinity never ends. Damn you buzz Lightyear

Posted via CB10

[JamBueree]

Why are boxing rings squares?

How does a building burn up as it burns down?

Why do you fill out a form by filling it in?

[BitPusher2600]

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. --Jack Nicholson.

Posted from BitPusher's Q10

[BitPusher2600]

Why do you drive on parkways &
park in driveways?

Lemonparty


Sent from my Z10

You're probably right. The lemonparty represents most our working lives.

Posted from BitPusher's Q10

[BennyX]

Oh where is Philosoraptor when you need him!!!

[rizdragon]

interesting... will keep checking this from time to time.

[JamBueree]

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of water?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What is the speed of dark?

BlackBerry Z10 / 10.2.0.1791

[BitPusher2600]

What does the fox say? ..........(please forgive me, couldn't resist.)

Posted from BitPusher's Q10

[josh05]

Why do frankfurters come in ten, but the buns only come in eight?

Why does anyone try to kill time if time kills us all?



Posted via CB10

[BitPusher2600]

Is a grievance between two vegetarians still considered a "beef"?

Posted from BitPusher's Q10