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    WOW .....

    I'm waiting for the "Katiepea is a paid shill who works for Apple..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Masahiro View Post
    That's all I see all day, every day. Every time I look at my fingers, I flip out...Help...
    Stop moisturizing your hands and get to work!

    PS. I repeat: it IS a stripper pole. Desperate need to cognitively sanitize it notwithstanding....or maybe 5 years from now, as elementary school girls go to their pole dancing class, we can call it an "exotic" pole....or an "entertainer" pole....and when they ask "where did this start from?"...we can say "oh...um.....I think because....this simulates many of the activities of hunting/gathering...particularly in gathering fruit from trees...uh...and..uh....killing....um....things between your thighs.....and....stretching out in a sensual manner after the work is done"....or "Indian pole gymanstics of course....they had a HUGE influence on western society, and that's why it came to be popular here". My guess is they'll go with the latter.

    At least in the stripper dancing classes, they don' t yet protest: "it has NOTHING to do with stripping...that's...fitness dancing!!! Though if the fad does not fade, I'm sure we will get to that point for some!

    If you want to dance like a stripper, it's your choice! But don't deny your progenitors....how can you ever have self-esteem yourself, if you remain so shamed, and so in denial, of your roots?? :-)

    PS. It may yet make the olympics. It's actually far more athletic than many of the olher "sports". Then again, Olympic sport is hardly a badge of honor....pool plunging.....pistol dueling (oh...I mean fitness pistols...it had nothing to do with violence).....and of course: solo synchronized swimming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    I have a sudden craving for a banana.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    WOW .....

    I'm waiting for the "Katiepea is a paid shill who works for Apple..."
    We hold these truths to be self evident. I just PMed her for a job application form by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theegoldenone View Post
    You know when a thread has reached Platinum standard when qbnkelt talks about platypuses and bananas
    Don't forget sausages.....I love English bangers.....

    ....mmmmmmm...........

    ..............I'm suddenly famished............
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    Quote Originally Posted by red stripe View Post
    We hold these truths to be self evident. I just PMed her for a job application form by the way.
    Put in a good word for me??? I need some mad money for that 1K Z10 J keeps saying I should buy....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sk8er_tor View Post
    For those who haven't noticed, Katiepea has been trolling CrackBerry for a very long time. Please ignore and she'll find her way back to Android Central.
    And the point went zinging over your head.

    Katiepea? Well done.

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    Maybe somebody could re-hash the Gingerbread man Redux thread with White9900. That thread was funny, although, Kevin and the mods would probably have a heart attack.
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    @ qbnkelt, I just noticed you changed your avatar? Looking good!
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    Don't forget sausages.....I love English bangers.....

    ....mmmmmmm...........

    ..............I'm suddenly famished............
    And where in the states do you reside? We need to get together. I have a thing for red heads that enjoy rubbing their platypuses
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    Quote Originally Posted by lcjr View Post
    @ qbnkelt, I just noticed you changed your avatar? Looking good!

    Thank ya!!!! I'm trying to change my title to something to do with dragons to go with my siggie, ergo the teenie tiny dragon I'm holding....
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    Quote Originally Posted by theegoldenone View Post
    And where in the states do you reside? We need to get together. I have a thing for red heads that enjoy rubbing their platypuses
    Ha!!!! I'm in the mid-Atlantic....but there is a very possessive Englishman you'll have to deal with.....
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    Just give a good delete, admit i thought she was serious ... :s

    ....and... now am drooling over my new z10.... so I ll get over the "I bit-faster-than-a-mackerel-feeling" soon hopefully :-P

    ..... maybe I should get more exercise (with a poll... :-P)...
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    I'm only halfway through the thread but pleeeeeeeeeeease tell me webmeister shows up at some point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scr View Post
    Is it by some rules I have to read every message to answer on one particular that I quoted already?

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    No it's called common sense. Something which you, and many others with the same types of replies clearly lack.

    Reading the first page alone would help, but I see that you just demand answers without doing your own research.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    Ha!!!! I'm in the mid-Atlantic....but there is a very possessive Englishman you'll have to deal with.....
    That's fine. He can deal with the banana. I'll cater to the platypus

    FYI to the rest of yall....this went downhill fast
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    Quote Originally Posted by reeneebob View Post
    I'm only halfway through the thread but pleeeeeeeeeeease tell me webmeister shows up at some point?

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    no such luck yet, love

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    Quote Originally Posted by theegoldenone View Post
    That's fine. He can deal with the banana. I'll cater to the platypus

    FYI to the rest of yall....this went downhill fast
    Platypuses are dangerous. They're venomous.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0113172254.htm


    Sometimes the softest things are the most deadly.


    Oh, and this STARTED downhill, it just picked up steam!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    Platypuses are dangerous. They're venomous.

    Unlocking the mystery of the duck-billed platypus' venom


    Sometimes the softest things are the most deadly.


    Oh, and this STARTED downhill, it just picked up steam!!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    Ha!!!! I'm in the mid-Atlantic....but there is a very possessive Englishman you'll have to deal with.....
    Road trip! I'll bring some sleepytime tea for the English chap lol.
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    Anyone for some gingerbread?
    LMAO....beat me to it!

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    Road trip! I'll bring some sleepytime tea for the English chap lol.
    I LOVE sleepytime tea!!!!

    He's not keen on herbal....and trust me, he's intense.....it would take Glenfiddich or straight Drambuie to knock him out!!!!!

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    Oh man; this thread has win all over it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbnkelt View Post
    I LOVE sleepytime tea!!!!

    He's not keen on herbal....and trust me, he's intense.....it would take Glenfiddich or straight Drambuie to knock him out!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluenose363 View Post
    I think Couchpotato4life is referring to these two posts from the poster "webmeister" in "The ability to hide your porn now requires an app from BlackBerry 10"



    and



    Definition of plagiarism as according to dictionary.com:

    pla·gia·rism [pley-juh-riz-uhm, -jee-uh-riz-]
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    an act or instance of using or closely imitating the language and thoughts of another author without authorization and the representation of that author's work as one's own, as by not crediting the original author: It is said that he plagiarized Thoreau's plagiarism of a line written by Montaigne. Synonyms: appropriation, infringement, piracy, counterfeiting; theft, borrowing, cribbing, passing off.


    It's quite possible that 'webmeister' and 'katiepea' are the same person. Nevertheless it seems to me that 'katiepea' has taken the thoughts of 'webmeister' and possibly claimed it as her own.
    That was the entire point, a little satire on Katie's behalf. You really didn't get that?
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