[inkwell]

Just recieved this forward, just sharing:

By all Means.... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy........
Anonymous


A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: I don't know son, I'm still paying..


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!

[txlatina]

I'm laughing on the inside.

[TeslaTwain1]

Thats a good way to stir the pot, lol

[aoprods]

That is "GREAT"! Thanks for passing this on.

[JavaRia]

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran


INKWELL --- thanks for the laugh out loud post! It's great

[inkwell]

You're welcome guys, it made my day to read that.

Luigi

[J.Quint]

Thanks Inkwell...that was a good one!

[amazinglygraceless]

Inkwell, I'm printing this and leaving a copy
on everyones desk when I get back to work

I am the only man in the office. I expect
I'll be left alone for the rest of the week

Nice Post.

[inkwell]

Inkwell, I'm printing this and leaving a copy
on everyones desk when I get back to work

I am the only man in the office. I expect
I'll be left alone for the rest of the week

Nice Post.

haha:

Diclaimer: I am not responsible for what happens

Luigi

[p1nklady]

Ahahaha these quotes are funny!!

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[J.Quint]

Itaped it to my desk this morning and the reactions have been pretty crazy. BUT, I only got cussed out like twice so that's food. LOL

Ink...you da man! LOL

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[Seabreeze]

Very interesting, I've passed it along lol tks 4 sharing

[SimeonAS89]

LOL a lot of them are in fact true

Thanks for the laugh!

[amazinglygraceless]

haha:

Diclaimer: I am not responsible for what happens

Luigi

So you mean that shoe that inches from my face is not your fault

[cate]

rich, reeeeal rich.

[aleano75]

This is FUNNY and all can be said about the opposite gender...that's why I'm never getting married!!!

[inkwell]

So you mean that shoe that inches from my face is not your fault

Did I not mention to duck, LOL

This is FUNNY and all can be said about the opposite gender...

That's true

[shylard]

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

That quote is right on point. Just learn when to yield and the world would be a much better place. I'm always right, even when I'm wrong.

[inkwell]

That quote is right on point. Just learn when to yield and the world would be a much better place. I'm always right, even when I'm wrong; except when Luigi's around.

I went ahead and fixed it for you Shy. You can thank me later.

[shylard]

I went ahead and fixed it for you Shy. You can thank me later.

I'll thank you later alright...