1. trucky's Avatar
    At the Institute for Marine Mammal Studies in Mississippi, Kelly the dolphin has built up quite a reputation. All the dolphins at the institute are trained to hold onto any litter that falls into their pools until they see a trainer, when they can trade the litter for fish. In this way, the dolphins help to keep their pools clean.


    Kelly has taken this task one step further. When people drop paper into the water she hides it under a rock at the bottom of the pool. The next time a trainer passes, she goes down to the rock and tears off a piece of paper to give to the trainer. After a fish reward, she goes back down, tears off another piece of paper, gets another fish, and so on. This behavior is interesting because it shows that Kelly has a sense of the future and delays gratification. She has realized that a big piece of paper gets the same reward as a small piece and so delivers only small pieces to keep the extra food coming. She has, in effect, trained the humans.


    Her cunning has not stopped there. One day, when a gull flew into her pool, she grabbed it, waited for the trainers and then gave it to them. It was a large bird and so the trainers gave her lots of fish. This seemed to give Kelly a new idea. The next time she was fed, instead of eating the last fish, she took it to the bottom of the pool and hid it under the rock where she had been hiding the paper. When no trainers were present, she brought the fish to the surface and used it to lure the gulls, which she would catch to get even more fish. After mastering this lucrative strategy, she taught her calf, who taught other calves, and so gull-baiting has become a hot game among the dolphins.
    11-04-09 01:14 PM
  2. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Is this true?
    11-04-09 01:24 PM
  3. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Mississippi, repazent!

    I'm pretty sure it's true... not positive.
    11-04-09 01:26 PM
  4. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    If it is I am amazed.
    11-04-09 01:27 PM
  5. trucky's Avatar
    11-04-09 01:27 PM
  6. xxxxpradaxxxx's Avatar
    Yea, Dolphins are one of the only mammals that can recognize themselves in a mirror...
    11-04-09 01:28 PM
  7. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    They're also the only other animals besides humans who have sex for pleasure.

    Also, they're the only other animals who can skillfully use a gun...
    11-04-09 01:29 PM
  8. trucky's Avatar
    I love the gull-baiting...
    11-04-09 01:30 PM
  9. Mavis Fesselmeyer's Avatar
    my favorite dolphin used to be Moby **** (are you kidding me?! "short for Richard"). Now its Kelly
    11-04-09 01:33 PM
  10. syb0rg's Avatar
    Yea, Dolphins are one of the only mammals that can recognize themselves in a mirror...
    Yea my husky will TEAR up a mirror ..... i'm talking like gansta style.... she has no flipping clue and it's funny as it can be....

    mirrors in the animal world make as much sense as a poopy flavored Dum-Dum Sucker.
    11-04-09 01:34 PM
  11. syb0rg's Avatar
    They're also the only other animals besides humans who have sex for pleasure.
    Also, they're the only other animals who can skillfully use a gun...
    Sounds like you know personally
    .








    j/k
    11-04-09 01:35 PM
  12. blue_and_bold's Avatar
    They're also the only other animals besides humans who have sex for pleasure.

    Also, they're the only other animals who can skillfully use a gun...
    Finally a worth adversary.
    11-04-09 01:36 PM
  13. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    The concept of mirrors (when you really think about it, it helps if you're high) is really pretty amazing. At least to me.

    I sound crazy, don't I?
    11-04-09 01:36 PM
  14. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Sounds like you know personally
    .








    j/k
    I wish, they know better now...
    11-04-09 01:37 PM
  15. 12MaNy's Avatar
    Great things come from Mississippi.
    11-04-09 01:40 PM
  16. syb0rg's Avatar
    They're also the only other animals besides humans who have sex for pleasure.

    Also, they're the only other animals who can skillfully use a gun...




    "you got me fricking sharks, with fricking lazers on ther fricking head".....



    i think sharks can to.....
    11-04-09 01:42 PM
  17. username0022's Avatar
    They're also the only other animals besides humans who have sex for pleasure.

    Also, they're the only other animals who can skillfully use a gun...
    Put the two together and you get Paul Stanley's love gun... KISS ROCKS!
    11-04-09 04:08 PM
  18. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    You totally just pulled my trigger.
    11-04-09 04:10 PM
  19. username0022's Avatar
    You totally just pulled my trigger...
    On your love gun?
    11-04-09 04:10 PM
  20. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Put the two together and you get Paul Stanley's love gun... KISS ROCKS!
    You gotta somehow work the dolphin in there...








    That's what she said! I just couldn't help it, it came after I thought of it.











    And that's what she said!! Haha!
    11-04-09 04:11 PM
  21. username0022's Avatar
    You gotta somehow work the dolphin in there...
    It only works if the dolphin is Jewish. Wait a second, dolphins do have large noses... Hmmm...
    11-04-09 04:15 PM
  22. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    Not touching that one buster!
    11-04-09 04:32 PM
  23. username0022's Avatar
    Not touching that one buster! Unless I gets me a burrito.
    Umm... Okay?
    11-04-09 04:35 PM
  24. KillYouWithMyMind's Avatar
    I... thought I didn't type that.



    How did Crackberry read my mind?!
    11-04-09 04:36 PM
  25. username0022's Avatar
    I... thought I didn't type that.



    How did Crackberry read my mind?!
    You kidder, you!
    11-04-09 04:46 PM
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