so this Sunday I was relaxing nicely watching Lifetime Movie Network and got bored with it but my clicker wouldnt work. So out of frustration I dug out my VCR and hooked it up to finish watching some old episodes of Unsolved Mysteries while having my afternoon snack.
So I got all frustrated because of all the cords and plugs and lashed out loudly. About 3 seconds later I heard my neighbor snap at me to keep it down or shut my window. ONE OR THE OTHER! Being already in a bunch, I screamed back "Hey Jimmy, wanna borrow my Ford Fiesta to take a joyride up my &*%!?!?" He yelled something back which I couldnt decipher so I just screamed back that I was gonna go to the grocery store, steal 2 Banquet frozen chicken dinners, get caught, go to jail, and get out in the morning just in time to come make him really sorry!
So anyhow, long story short....can anyone tell me where to buy Direct TV replacement clickers?
thank you for welcoming me. it seems like a warm and helpful tribe of virtual acquaintances.
I was enjoying a nice mug of instant mashed potatoes. IDAHO BRAND because they are superior. I had run out of paper plates.
Do you have Direct TV, Count?
I don't have DirectTV. I find the commercials too annoying. Yes, I boycott the company because their commercials blow.
OMG! Idaho Brand is the best-est ever. I tried the store brand and I almost crapped myself silly. Turns out someone thought it would be funny to ground up some laxatives into a fine powder and include it as an ingredient and then label the box, "Special Spongebob Edition." Seems fitting because I ended up cleaning the bathroom (and the hallway leading to the bathroom) with a sponge for hours that day after the little explosion.
Last edited by The Count of Chocula; 12-02-10 at 02:55 PM.
All they carry at my store is Beef, Chicken and turkey. I have never had vegetable and havent even heard of poontang pie. Is it like mincemeat? I got to church with the produce manager of my local store, so maybe I can ask him to ask the frozen dept.
You can make home made beef pies, but they are alot of work (crust, whatnots) and Im pretty on-the-go and prefer the heat-n-eat convenience
BeefPotPies, the best place to get a new DirecTV controller is on Craigslist. I once responded to one of the ads in the Casual Encounters and got all sorts of goodies. Like coldsores...
I once broke a mirror by throwing a bag of frozen peas at my cat. The cat moved away and the bag hit the bathroom mirror. Talk about a bad day. The peas weren't even all that good.