1. skyefalcon's Avatar
    ....saw the list of Blackberry code names in a couple posts and couldn't resist:


    Met a girl named Dakota at the gym while working out on the Nautilus equipment. She was hotter than a bucket of fried chicken. Now, I�m no Atlas but I�m in good shape, so I sauntered up and said hello.

    �Can you believe Pluto isn�t a planet anymore?� I asked. �What�s next�friggin Jupiter?�

    She smiled and replied �Geek much?�

    �Absolutely. Play your cards right and you can see my collection of driftwood carvings based on the Old Norse Gods. Just finished Odin, as a matter of fact."

    �Ok�, she smiled. �I�ll see your somewhat lame come-on line and raise you: I�m a Gemini, how about you?�

    Aries�, I said, knowing full well that gotohoroscope.com has us as �Love Compatible��..

    �Cool�so at least we�re Love Compatible.�

    Wow.

    �But�, she started playfully: �Are we Meteorologically Compatible?�

    �What??�

    Cirrus or Stratus?�, she demanded.

    �Oh, either one really. I dig clouds. Here, check out my latest tweet�.�

    I whipped out my Blackberry and�.. �Hey, is that the new Tour�?

    �Yeah�had to get rid of my Storm. Damn piece of crap.�

    �Yeah, tell me about it. Hey, let�s get out of here.�

    SCORE!

    �I�ll drive�.�, I offered.

    �Nice car�is that the new Saturn convertible?�

    �Nope�.Pontiac Solstace. Onyx Black. Only way to go. Favorite show growing up was Magnum P.I. � been hooked on convertibles ever since.�

    �Cool. I�m a big Wizard of Oz fan myself.�

    I wonder what kind of china pattern we�ll pick out��..
    07-09-09 03:25 PM
  2. ame's Avatar
    Wow. You really must get off the internets more often
    07-09-09 03:45 PM
  3. Perfects's Avatar
    Wow. You really must get off the internets more often
    I agree. Still, made me laugh, for whatever reason

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-09-09 04:39 PM
  4. EEB's Avatar
    Very dope props to you

    Posted from my CrackBerry at wapforums.crackberry.com
    07-09-09 04:58 PM
  5. JRCxyz's Avatar
    Very cool. How much time you took to do this?
    07-09-09 05:03 PM
  6. skyefalcon's Avatar
    Very cool. How much time you took to do this?

    ...uh, about 40 minutes. ish.
    07-10-09 08:10 AM
  7. drs155's Avatar
    Seems like a well spent 40 mins.......always think things like that at work but never write them down...
    07-10-09 12:22 PM
  8. Back-space's Avatar
    40 minutes of your free time? Or 40 minutes of work time...? Because there's a big difference
    07-10-09 02:07 PM
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