....saw the list of Blackberry code names in a couple posts and couldn't resist:
Met a girl named Dakota at the gym while working out on the Nautilus equipment. She was hotter than a bucket of fried chicken. Now, I�m no Atlas but I�m in good shape, so I sauntered up and said hello.
�Can you believe Pluto isn�t a planet anymore?� I asked. �What�s next�friggin Jupiter?�
She smiled and replied �Geek much?�
�Absolutely. Play your cards right and you can see my collection of driftwood carvings based on the Old Norse Gods. Just finished Odin, as a matter of fact."
�Ok�, she smiled. �I�ll see your somewhat lame come-on line and raise you: I�m a Gemini, how about you?�
�Aries�, I said, knowing full well that gotohoroscope.com has us as �Love Compatible��..
�Cool�so at least we�re Love Compatible.�
Wow.
�But�, she started playfully: �Are we Meteorologically Compatible?�
�What??�
�Cirrus or Stratus?�, she demanded.
�Oh, either one really. I dig clouds. Here, check out my latest tweet�.�
I whipped out my Blackberry and�.. �Hey, is that the new Tour�?
�Yeah�had to get rid of my Storm. Damn piece of crap.�
�Yeah, tell me about it. Hey, let�s get out of here.�
SCORE!
�I�ll drive�.�, I offered.
�Nice car�is that the new Saturn convertible?�
�Nope�.Pontiac Solstace. Onyx Black. Only way to go. Favorite show growing up was Magnum P.I. � been hooked on convertibles ever since.�
�Cool. I�m a big Wizard of Oz fan myself.�
I wonder what kind of china pattern we�ll pick out��..