[abraham]

texts from last night


(408): I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.


(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

(410): apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.


(510): I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
(702): Are you high?
(510): No. That's why it's odd

(314): Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...

[abraham]

(574): Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.

[pi_admin]

I saw this, definitely funny stuff...

[JRussett]

effing hilarious....

[WhitleyGilbert]

Thanks for the link. That site is hilarious!

[cate]

My friends and I read both sites religiously. Seriously makes your day so much happier!

[xxxxpradaxxxx]

I think CB is no longer my homepage on Mozilla!

Hilarious.

[Christopher387A]

Some of these are GREAT. Definitely makes me feel better about my life when I need cheered up. LOL