Lady: You wreak of alcohol
Hancock: I been drinkin b!tch!
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Stu: Dude, that was Mike Tyson.
Phil: Yeah! No sh!t
Stu: Im just sayin'... Hes still got it (punches the air)!
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Judge: If the next thing out of your mouth is anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty" Im holding you in contempt. Do I make myself clear?
Cousin Vinny: I think...... i get the point
Judge: I dont think you do!? Bayliff, take Mr Gambini into custody. Bail will be set at $200.
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Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of sh!t??
Shooter: N-noooo
Beatrix Kiddo(Uma Thurman) and Elle Driver(Darryl Hannah) are fighting in Budd's trailer, and Elle gives Beatrix this speach about how she is going to kill her and will own her brand new Hatori Hanso sword in the near future. Beatrix looks at her and says, "B!tch, you don't have a future." Then they fight some more, and B rips Elle's eyeball out.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
Carl Spackler, Caddyshack.
Freakin' Awesome line!!!!
I will add....
Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
